STARVED FOR ATTENTION: MONTY PYTHON & THE PLANET OF THE APES
by Zack Smith

           FADE IN:

            EXT.BEACH - DAY

            Aragged man rides up on a horse.  He wears nothing but a
           loincloth, and an inhuman amount of hair covers his face.

            Suddenly,he stops and gets off the horse -- we can see that
           the man is in fact CHARLTON HESTON!

            Collapsingonto the beach, he stares in horror at something
           we can't see...and a single, horrified word escapes his lips:

                               CHARLTON HESTON
                     It's...

MONTY PYTHON & THEPLANET OF THE APES

            WRITTENBY
           JOHN CLEESE
           MICHAEL PALIN
           ERIC IDLE
           TERRY GILLIAM
           TERRY JONES
           42 AFRICAN MOUNTAIN GORILLAS
           62 PERSIAN MOUNTAIN GORILLAS
           73 BONOBOS (closely related to the mountain gorilla)
           AND ZACK SMITH

            INT.SPACESHIP - DAY

            ThePYTHONS are on a deep space mission!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Now be careful all!  We must be certain
                     not to let the hyper-modulator malfunction!

                               ERIC IDLE
                     Why do we have to go into bloody space,
                     anyway?  It's all dull and vaccumy!

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                     You're the one who's in dutch with the
                     publishers for the lousy sales of your
                     book "The Road to Mars," and YOU'RE
                     complaining about space?

                               TERRY JONES
                     And look at me!  I've been reduced to dressing
                     up as bloody Toad in "The Wind in the
                     Willows" for Christ's sake!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     And what the fuck was I doing in "Harry Potter"
                     anyway?  I mean, Christ, I had two lines!
                     Let's face it -- aside from "A Fish Called
                     Wanda," has ANYTHING any of us has done
                     since the Pythons been worthwhile?

                              TERRY JONES
                     THAT's why we need to go to space!
                     To find NEW, preferably non-British sources
                     of material!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     And the best thing about space is that
                     it's so fantastically HUGE that NONE of
                     our creditors will be able to find us!

                               ERIC IDLE
                     Well, I can't fault you that...but this idiot
                     we got to replace Graham Chapman is a complete
                     looney!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                         (points out window)
                     You guys!  It's a star!  It's a star!
                     It's a big bright shiny star!

            TheyCRASH!

            EXT.PLANET - LATER

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Well, this is a right mess.

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                    Look! There's a field of corn over there!
                    And some humans!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     Oooh!  Furry bikini-girls!  Marky Mark
                     got those GOOD vibrations!  Sweet, sweet
                     sensations!

                               ERIC IDLE
                     You're a fucking tool, Mark.

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                         (under his breath)
                     At least Mark wasn't in last season of
                     "Suddenly Susan."

            Suddenly,a HORN sounds!  The humans FLEE in terror, from...

MONTY PYTHON &THE PLANET OF THE APES

                               TERRY JONES
                     My God!  This is...incredible!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     I know!  They're using COCONUTS!  How'd
                     they get those?

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     Uhhh...maybe a swallow dropped them?

                               ERIC IDLE
                     Don't be ridiculous!  Coconuts only exist
                     in a TEMPERATE climate!  And to maintain
                     proper air velocity, a swallow would have
                     to...

            Theapes CAPTURE the Pythons!

            EXT.APE CITY - DAY

            ThePythons are taken before the evil APE LEADER!

                               DR. ZAIUS
                     What is this?!  Humans who SPEAK and TALK
                     and perform in ABSURDIST COMEDY SKETCHES?
                     IMPOSSIBLE!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     Monkey funny.

                               DR. ZAIUS
                     INSOLENCE!  That's it, we're turning you
                     over for EXPERIMENTATION!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     Uh...probing bad?

                               DR. ZAIUS
                     Oooh, you damn dirty human...we're going
                     to inflict our WORST punishment on
                     you...enforced breeding with "Sports
                     Illustrated" swimsuit model ESTELLA
                     WARREN!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  HELP MARK!  MARK NO
                     WANT TO BE TOUCHED IN BATHING-SUIT AREA!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Don't worry, Mark!  In a while, we can
                     all escape together!

                               MARK WAHLBERG
                     But I'm ready NOW!

            He'sdragged off by the apes!

                               TERRY JONES
                     I say, that was a bit harsh.  I mean,
                     Estella Warren?  Did you ever SEE
                     "Driven?"

                               DR. ZAIUS
                     Do not question me, lowly Python!  I can
                     do ANYTHING, because...
                         (sings)
                     Isn't it awfully nice to be Dr. Zaius?
                     Isn't it terribly keen to rule the apes?
                    You can bash a human on the head, or mark him with your brand,
                    Or shoot him with a rifle if he escapes!

                    Yes, isn't it firghtfully swell to be Dr. Zaius?
                    You can boss big-headed mutants all around!
                    Making sure they don't rise up against us all,
                    While they worship that warhead that's underground!

                    Isn't it amazingly good to be Dr. Zaius?
                    Isn't it super-neat to be the king?
                    You're the poobah, you're the boss, you're the honcho, the big cheese!
                    You manipulate the gorillas, orangutans and chimpanzees!
                    You get to rain down fire, famine, pestilence and disease!
                    You're respected and you're wealthy, you live a life of ease!
                    For ruling all the apes is a task that is a breeze!
                    Just be sure to never ever throw your own feces...
                         (big finish)
                    Or you...will...get...shot!
 

            Along, long, long moment.  Zaius waits for applause, and
           gets none.  He scowls.

                               DR. ZAIUS
                     Oh that's it!  I'm going to have to force
                     you ALL to breed with "Sports
                     Illustrated" swimsuit models!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     NO!  PLEASE!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!

                               ERIC IDLE
                     HAVE MERCY!

            EXT.SURREAL LITTLE TERRY GILLIAM CARTOON - DAY

                               NARRATOR
                     And so, the Pythons were taken to the
                     prison!  But then, Mark Wahlberg managed
                     to convince Estella Warren to help them
                     escape, and so she did!  And there was
                     much rejoicing!

                               PYTHONS
                     Yay.

                               NARRATOR
                     And with that, they made their way to the
                     Forbidden Zone!  And there was much
                     rejoicing!

                               PYTHONS
                     Yay.

            EXT.BEACH - DAY

            ThePythons come across a TERRIFYING SIGHT!

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Oh, no...we're on EARTH!

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                     What do you mean?

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Well look! That's the  Statue of
                     Liberty!  It's been destroyed!

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                     No it hasn't.  It's just resting.

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Resting?  It can't rest, it's an
                     inanimate object!  It's been destroyed!

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                    Well, perhaps it's been stunned.

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     Inanimate objects cannot be stunned!
                         (walks up to statue)
                     Yoo hoo!  Statue of Liberty!  Hello!
                         (pounds on outside, jumps up and down on it, etc.)
                     Give me your tired, your poor, your
                     huddled masses and all that!  See?
                     That's what I call a destroyed Statue of
                     Liberty!

                               MICHAEL PALIN
                     No no no...it's just pining for the Hudson Bay.

                               JOHN CLEESE
                     IT'S NOT PINING FOR THE HUDSON BAY, IT'S
    

 


ZACK SMITH (zacharymsmith@hotmail.com) would like to thank Ben Russell for the "cover" pic and Victor Gomez for whipping up that ape-shot on 24 hours notice.  GO BEN AND VICTOR!

VICTOR GOMEZ (victoon@eresmas.com) is a Spanish artist currently studying in the art school. He's been working in an animation studio for four years while colaborating on comic magazines, and is now preparing a comic project with that Zack Smith boy.


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PoPREVIEW: 911: EMERGENCY RELIEF - Shattered Fractal Mirror
by Ed Mathews

9-11
Emergency Relief

200 pages, $14.95
ISBN: 1-891867-12-1; DCD: NOV012111; Alternative Comics


Many comic companies have stepped up to the plate and organized benefit books to help those who were affected by the tragedy in NYC, Washington, DC, and near Pittsburgh, PA on September 11, 2001. To all of them, I say kudos. 9-11: Emergency Relief is one such effort and it brings together a diverse pool of talent with everyone from Dean Haspiel to Will Eisner and it is bound to appeal to a broad audience (Please note: that PopImage's Steve Stegelin, creator of Boondoggle is contributing to this book, as is contributing writer Neil Kleid). We chose this piece to showcase the book as it certainly touched me. It really drove home how I've been feeling about the tragedy. This piece is by Layla Lawlor and it is just one of the many powerful short stories contained in this benefit anthology. Please click on the images below. I'd like to thank Ms. Lawlor for sharing this piece with PopImage and for sharing her thoughts below the piece.



I didn't lose anyone close to me in the events of September 11, so I was unprepared for the shock and grief I felt -- and felt again whenever I'd sit down to try to write about it, which started driving me into a world-class case of writer's block. I had absolutely no idea of how to express my thoughts about that day. It was all mixed up, just a bunch of random sensory impressions and vivid memories. I couldn't even put many of them in chronological order. I kept trying to put it together into a coherent narrative and realized after a while that none of the linear stories that I was trying to write came anywhere near reflecting the randomness that had defined that day for me.

The defining element of Sept. 11 is its randomness. Chaos. I used the idea of trying to put the pieces back together as a central metaphor, because that's what we're all trying to do. Pieces of our lives, of our relationships, of our memories. I took that idea and made a concrete image out of it. You can't see the fragments that make up a shattered life or a jagged and confused memory, but they're there. A thing doesn't have to be seen or touched to be real -- as real as music, imagination, hatred or love.

The idea of fractals is what allowed this concept of fragmentary lives to come together into a whole. The nature of a fractal is to make order out of chaos. Viewed up close, a fractal image (like a cloud, a river, or the coastline of Europe) doesn't just look random, it IS random, an apparently meaningless squiggle. Yet viewed on a large enough scale, fractals do have order and meaning, and can be described mathematically. Best of all, a fractal is self-similar. Like the DNA in each cell of our bodies, each fragment of a fractal, no matter how tiny, contains the information to re-create the whole.

The idea that our lives have a greater pattern that we are too small to see is hardly a new concept. But it takes on new importance after a seemingly meaningless event like this one. You don't need to subscribe to a particular religious belief (and I do not) in order to believe this -- any more than you need religion to believe that water molecules can arrange themselves into a cloud, a river or an ocean, all very different, all governed by the weird, fascinating, seemingly nonsensical mathematics of fractals. Any whole is greater than the sum of its parts. I do not believe in an eternal soul, but I do believe that a human being is more, far more, than carbon, oxygen and hydrogen. So, too, is a nation. Yet a nation is still made up of people, nothing more, nothing less. It isn't a flag or a song -- it's just people, all similar to each other as every human being is similar to every other. That can be its weakness, but it can also be the greatest strength of all.


Layla Lawlor
http://www.ravenschildren.com

 


Ed Mathews is Editor in Chief of PopImage. Layla Lawlor is a contributing writer for Sequential Tart Magazine. Her illustrations can be seen in Lejendary Adventures game books and supplements.


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FIRST IMPRESSIONS


In which we review lots of first issues, some creative team changes and a very bizarre teaming of Spider-man and Mister Fantastic.

All reviews this time by Matt Singer (MS) and Marc Deering (MD).



WONDER WOMAN: SPIRIT OF TRUTH
Writer: Paul Dini
Artist: Alex Ross
DC Comics
$9.95

Let me get this first part off my chest. Wonder Woman has never looked better. Period. Alex Ross paints her like she's an actual person and he's the photographer following her around the world. His artwork throughout the entire book, like the previous editions, is unreal. Or rather, it's Uber-real.  The story is another heart-warming superheroes-trying-to-fit-in-the-real-world scenario. Which isn't a bad thing. These kind of stories make you look at humanity from another perspective, see where some of our greatest flaws are, and inspire us to become a better people. The story follows Diana (Wonder Woman) as she tries to find her way around Man's World as an Ambassador of Truth and Justice. She flounders, even stumbles a bit, but after some much needed advice from another certain icon, finds how best to deal with her place in the world. Paul Dini and Alex Ross' execution of this type of storytelling is flawless. It's inspiring, beautiful, well done. Go get it. And if you didn't get the previous three volumes, SUPERMAN: PEACE ON EARTH, BATMAN: WAR ON CRIME, and SHAZAM!: POWER OF HOPE, go get them too. They're all more than worth the cover price. (MD)


INCREDIBLE HULK #34
Writer: Bruce Jones
Penciler: John Romita Jr.
Inker: Tom Palmer
Marvel Comics
$2.25

New writer Bruce Jones' first issue is celebrated by an absolutely gorgeous cover that features the Hulk supporting his logo on his back, while he stands on the phrase "Return of the Monster," and it's ironic because the Hulk never appears on panel in this issue. Instead, Bruce Banner spends the issue hiding from the law in a Chicago slum, getting messages on his computer from a mysterious Mister Blue, and helping a young gang-banger-in-training named Jerome. A lot's been made of the similarities between Jones' new status quo and the old seventies "Hulk" show.  And it's a valid point.  But before you give him demerits for lack of originality consider that the old show was merely a rip off of "The Fugitive."

In any event, Jones' plot is interesting, his dialogue realistic and sharp, and his Banner an interesting character. Desperate and alone, but by no means depressed or pathetic, he even works with his new punk-cyber-quasi-emo look. And John Romita Jr.'s art is absolutely wonderful; beautifully finished and colored with an appropriately drab look. This is an intriguiging first issue, and I'll be buying the next one. (MS)


SUPERBOY #94
Writers: Jimmy Palmiotti & Dan Didio
Penciler: John McCrea
Inker: James Hodgkins
DC Comics
$2.25

I cannot believe that SUPERBOY has lasted ninety-four issues. It makes me feel really old to think that I bought his first appearance when it originally hit the stands, and now his comic book is almost into the triple digits. In any case, he's got a new creative team, so I bought my first issue of 'BOY. It's not half bad. Superboy's forced to stop mooching off the Young Justice base for a place to stay, so he goes on an issue-long apartment search, which, naturally, ends with a big super-powered brawl as a means of getting him a swingin' pad. I like the way Palmiotti and Didio use their protagonist as an almost-Seinfeldian straight man for their mocking of apartment searches. There's some funny stuff and despite the rather typical arch of the story, the ending is a great twist that really sets up an very interesting new status quo. The art by John McCrea, the only man, by the way, who draws more monthly comics than Brian Michael Bendis writes, is quirky and certainly a departure from guys like Tom Grummett. His Superboy is rail thin and kinda scummy looking. But what the heck, the cartoony style suits the mood. This isn't as funny as a BARRY WEEN, but it's cute. That spiffy twist at the end leaves me interested enough to consider buying the next issue.(MS)


ELEKTRA AND WOLVERINE: THE REDEEMER #1 (of 3)
Writer: Greg Rucka
Illustrations: Yoshitaka Amano
Marvel Comics
$5.95

A lot of these First Impressions I write for Marvel books include a line "Good for Marvel for trying something new." Those wacky Bullpenners are pleasing a lot of people, I think, by really getting some diversity into their books (not a ton, let's not go overboard, but it's a good start). This one's no exception; an illustrated story with text by accomplished novelist Rucka and art by Japanese painter Yoshitaka Amano, who did a similarly styled book with Neil Gainman a few years ago called SANDMAN: THE DREAM HUNTERS. This time, it's a mini-series, not a graphic novel, about a battle between Elektra and Wolverine.

Except these two familiar characters aren't quite their regular continuity selves. Wolverine appears to have no ties to any sort of X-Men, nor does he even know what a mutant is. And, of course, the two characters have never met according to this issue, while more emphatic Wolverine fans recall a period where Elektra was actually a supporting character in his monthly book (between the eighth and ninth times she was killed, I believe).

While some might gripe about the rather loose continuity, I wasn't bothered by it. Rucka writes a damn good story, and Amano's pictures are pretty--though occassionally they don't match up with Rucka's descriptions of things, and that took me out of the book a little. Rucka fans are sure to enjoy this for the assassin/protection angle and the interesting characterization. If it wasn't for the high price tag, I'd say this is a definite must-read. And, as always, you have to support those new Marvel formats.(MS)


ULTIMATE MARVEL TEAM-UP #9
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Jim Mahfood
Marvel Comics
$2.25

So far, TEAM-UP really is the anthology it was promised to be; the previous three issues were gritty crime. This issue
is goofy sci-fi and self-parody. All hilariously written by Bendis, and perfectly pulled off artistically by Mahfood. Peter Parker gets to visit scientist Reed Richards and the Fantastic Four, and he accidentally lets loose a full scale Skrull invasion. Somehow, that sets the stage for mocking such prime targets as Bill Jemas, comic book grading, shameless name mentioning, and Bendis himself. This book is literally laugh-a-panel or more. And Mahfood's wonderfully detailed and unique art makes this book worth two or three reads just to make sure you've caught everything. Quite simply, this is the funniest comic I've read since ONI COLOR SPECIAL 2001's "Who Killed Madman?" piece, also by you-know-who. Bendis should write a self-referrential comedy book; the guy is really good at it. Too bad the guy can't get more regular work, he really seems underappreciated in this business lately.(MS)


GRIP: THE STRANGE WORLD OF MEN #1 (of 5)
Writer/Artist: Gilbert Hernandez
DC/Vertigo Comics
$2.50

First off, let me just say- HUH?!? Okay. Now. Wait, changed my mind, not done-WHAT THE HECK?!? Right. Done.

Gilbert Hernandez is a creator whose work, I'm ashamed to admit, I am woefully unfamiliar with. This is the first book of his that I've actually purchased. And all that confusion up there? I think it's actually intended. See, the book is about an amnesiac, who opens the first page of the book just as lost as we are. Clever way of making us identify with a character in a very bizarre situation. Bizarre's putting it lightly; this is a comic that would confuse and scare David Lynch.

Hernandez' trippy art fits the action; it involves people losing their skin and hot naked chicks who are really handy with ropes. I must admit that I am left intrigued, but the reader is truly clueless as to what the hell is going on. I dig chucking us in without explanation, but it'd be nice if things were just a little clearer at the end than when they started. Instead, my already-too-dry scalp gets some more scratching.(MS)


JUSTICE LEAGUE ADVENTURES #1
Writer: Ty Templeton
Penciller: Min S. Ku
Inker: Dan Davis
DC Comics
$1.99

I am so excited about this freaking JUSTICE LEAGUE cartoon (which hasn't premiered at the time I'm writing this) that I bought the comic book version just to get a jump on things. It sports a very nice Bruce Timm and Alex Ross cover, and the low cover price is a big plus as well. The story itself isn't much of a standout, a pretty generic team story with easily predictable plot twists and surprises. Granted, it's a book aimed at kids, but there isn't much that I they'll enjoy except for the cleverly written Flash character (clearly the star of this book in limited panel time; we'll see if that's how he comes across in the cartoon). Nothing particularly wrong with it, but it is sorely lacking the zing of some of the other ADVENTURES books I've read, especially the ones written by Scott McCloud or Mark Millar. (MS)

 


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HUMOR: Attack of the Condensed Comics Classics!
compiled and written by Neil Kleid

A number of months ago, Gail Simone wrote a piece for her You'll All Be Sorry column on ComicBookResources.com that boiled vast runs of continuity, clunky expository dialogue, and turgid prose of our favorite comic books down to the bare essentials. She called her innovation CONDENSED COMICS CLASSICS.

Following the wild success of that venture (which led to Gail's stint on NIGHT NURSE), she decided to run a series of Condensed Comics by famous creators such as Marvel Editor in Chief Joe Quesada and "uber-writer" Mark Waid. This paved the way for her upcoming run on DEADPOOL. Gail also asked those who post on her message board and the Warren Ellis Forum to try their hand at it Condensed Comics, and Gail was immediately inundated with scores of submissions - most of which came from a certain writer with too much time on his hands.

No - not Rob Liefield. Me.

Wishing to do something with the copious extra CCCs, Gail asked if I would consider collecting them and placing them in a Popimage column, with her blessing. The results are below.

Before you head to the madness, I want to thank a few people who made this possible: Ed Mathews and Benjamin Russell, for allowing us to run this here; All the contributing writers - including Warren Ellis, Steven Grant, Nancy Collins and Gail Simone. Also, I would like to take a moment to wish Gail well on all of her new ventures.

On to the comics!

[Note - any condensed comic not attributed to a writer has been written by Neil Kleid. Nyeah.]






ALIAS (MAX)

ALIAS: Damn superheroes. I was one of them

LUKE CAGE: Time for some sweet lovin'.

READERS: Sweet Christmas!

BRIAN BENDIS: Take that, Vertigo!


ALIENS VS. PREDATOR (DARK HORSE) by Jens Altmann

ALIENS: Hssss

PREDATORS: Groar

READERS: Cool.

DARK HORSE COMICS: Ka-ching!


AMBUSH BUG (DC)

AMBUSH BUG: Pop!

CHEEKS:

KEITH GIFFEN and ROBERT LOREN FLEMING: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!


ANGEL AND THE APE (VERTIGO)

ANGEL: I'm a sexy remake of a crappy character.

APE: …

ANGEL: My gorilla partner doesn't say much. We're from Vertigo. Have you seen my ass?


THE AUTHORITY (WILDSTORM) by Daniel Reece

SWIFT: I like having sex with men! And killing!

THE ENGINEER: I also like having sex with men! And killing!

MIDNIGHTER AND APOLLO: We also like having sex with men! And killing!


AVENGERS (MARVEL)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: It is time for me to step down -and we need a new line-up
- AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

WARBIRD: I'll join!

WONDER MAN: Count me in!

IRON MAN: Is there beer?

JARVIS: Sure!

IRON MAN: Count me in!

BEAST: Hey, it's me! Crossing over from the wildly famous and best selling
X-Men comics!

AVENGERS: WOO HOO!

CAP: Wait - The Beast is back? I'll stay!

GEORGE PEREZ: I can't draw all of this - Mark Alessi, take me away!


BATMAN: DARK VICTORY (DC)

BATMAN: I beat Holiday - now I'm going to stop the freaks from taking over!

ROBIN: Not without me - a young, innocent, smooth boy to help!

JOKER: Now, who's the freak, pedophile hero?

BATMAN: Wh-what… he's only my ward.

JOKER (to Penguin): "Ward." Right. You owe me five bucks.


BIRDS OF PREY (DC)

ORACLE: I know every hero in the DCU, but I've never met any of them in person.

BLACK CANARY: I was on the Justice League - I'm taking orders from some chick I've never met.

ORACLE: Did you know I'm dating Nightwing? He's hot.

BLACK CANARY: Did you hear? Ollie's back - Kevin Smith is writing him.

ORACLE: The CLERKS guy?

POWER GIRL: Hi - I don't have a book, so I'm here for exposure!

ORACLE: Exposure being the operative word, Busty St. Clair.

BLUE BEETLE: Same with me - plus I'm the token male!

MALE READER 1: It's SEX AND THE CITY for superheroes!

MALE READER 2: I was expecting more lesbians.


BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (DARK HORSE)

BUFFY: I can't kill these vampires because my skirt's too tight...

MALE READERS BETWEEN 18-35: Sigh...

FEMALE READERS: Wasn't this originally a comedy?


CAPTAIN MARVEL (MARVEL)

RICK JONES: I'm a slacker connected to Mar-vell's kid, who is clueless about society and wants to be more human.

DC LAWYERS: We're here to subpoena you for copyright infringement on "HOURMAN."

PETER DAVID: Yeeps!


CHASE (DC) by Tim Lehnerer

CHASE: This is how the government controls metahumans--by keeping files on them and outthinking them. It usually doesn't go well in the field.

DC READERS: Wow...all this background information is going to fit together in a blinding revelation after a masterful slow build.

DC EDITORIAL: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?


DAREDEVIL: YELLOW (MARVEL)

MATT MURDOCK: I love you, Dad!

JACK MURDOCK: I love you too, son, but I love the sweet, sweet gambling life more.

HITMEN: BANG!

MATT MURDOCK: I'm going to wear my dad's old sweaty old clothes and fight crime - even though the colors clash with EVERYTHING!

KINGPIN: Look! I'm fat even when I'm young!


DEADPOOL (MARVEL) by Gail Simone

DEADPOOL: OW! That hurt! I'm okay, though.

JOE KELLY: I curse all writers that follow me!


DOOM PATROL (DC)

ROBOTMAN: Man, doesn't DC ever learn?

HAWKMAN: I know. Buy a clue, people.


ELEKTRA (MARVEL KNIGHTS)

NICK FURY: I need you to kill someone.

ELEKTRA: Sure, right after I finish this modeling assignment. Let me get this bra off.

BILL JEMAS: Hotcha!


FANTASTIC FOUR (MARVEL)

REED RICHARDS: This is the shortest sentence I'll ever say.

SUE RICHARDS: I love you, Namo- I mean, Reed!

JOHNNY STORM: I'm on fire!

BEN GRIMM: It's Clobbering Time!

DOCTOR DOOM: Bah!


FLASH (DC)

FLASH: I'll save the day!

ABRA KADABRA: Time to die.

FLASH: I'm back - thanks to the love of Linda Park and the Speed Force!

MARK WAID: Time travel is fun!

GEOFF JOHNS: You're giving me a headache. Out.


G.I. JOE (IMAGE) by Brent Keane

Flint: Yo, Joe!

Cobra Commander: Cobra!

Snake Eyes:


GREEN ARROW (DC)

HAL JORDAN: I miss Ollie.

OLIVER QUEEN: I'm back! And I'm young!

CONNER HAWKE: What about m-?

KEVIN SMITH: Quiet, you.

JASON MEWES: Snoogans.


GREEN LANTERN (DC)

KYLE RAYNER: I am the last one.

DUNCAN MCCLOUD, THE HIGHLANDER: Been done.

KYLE RAYNER: I work as a freelance artist - lately I've been working in comics!

STEVE ROGERS: Been done.

KYLE RAYNER: Um… okay - I sleep with a green chick!

JAMES T. KIRK: Been done.


HELLBLAZER (VERTIGO) by Brendan McGinley

CONSTANTINE: Time for some cigs and a pint!

DEMON FROM HELL: Hsst! Snarl!

CONSTANTINE: Fuck, there goes another girlfriend.


HOPELESS SAVAGES (ONI PRESS)

EVERYONE: Oi!

RAT: I will not talk or dress like you.

EVERYONE: Cor!

JAMIE S. RICH: British people make me smile.


HULK (MARVEL)

HULK: BETTY DEAD! HULK SMASH!

DOC SAMSON: What you're feeling is remorse, Bruce. What we need to do is a complete overhaul of your psyche and inner child. It could take weeks, years even - but at the end, I think we'll actually make contact with "the beast within." Oh, and I charge by the hour.

HULK: HIGH PRICED SHRINK! HULK SMASH!


IRON MAN (MARVEL)

TONY STARK: Hey, I'm not drunk anymore!

IRON MAN'S SENTIENT ARMOR: I am!

TONY STARK: Quiet, you.


JLA (DC)

SUPERMAN, BATMAN, WONDER WOMAN, FLASH and GREEN LANTERN: We're the best of the best of the best!

AQUAMAN, MARTIAN MANHUNTER: So are we!

BATMAN: Your books were cancelled - you have monitor duty. Hh.

PLASTIC MAN: Look at me! My only redeemable quality is I can make silly jokes.

BLUE BEETLE and BOOSTER GOLD: Get ready for obscurity, pal.

GRANT MORRISON: Time to kill someone!

GREEN LANTERN: Pick Aquaman!

AQUAMAN: Good grief.


JLA /AVENGERS (DC/MARVEL)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Avengers Assemble!

SUPERMAN: Get them, Justice League!

BIG FIGHT DRAWN BY PEREZ

CARLIN, QUESADA, JEMAS AND LEVITZ: We can retire on the cash!


JUDGE DREDD (DC) by Warren Ellis

CITIZEN: Hello!

(Fires Lawgiver into obvious perp twenty-five times)

DREDD: Sometimes I feel bad about the fascist regime I perpetuate.

(Fires Lawgiver into obvious perp twenty-five more times)

DREDD: Sometimes I don't.


JUST IMAGINE STAN LEE… (DC)

MIKE CARLIN: Reinvent our Universe!

STAN LEE: Okay, Effendi. (hands over a plot) How's that?

DC EDITORIAL: Hey, isn't that the origin of Spiderm-?

MIKE CARLIN: ‘Nuff said!


KILLER PRINCESSES (ONI PRESS) by Gail Simone

FAITH: I predict many critics won't get this book!

CHARITY: What book?


LEGION OF SUPERHEROES (DC) by Paul Newell

R.J. BRANDE: You kids saved my life! Form a Legion of Superheroes!

COSMIC BOY, LIGHTNING LAD and SATURN GIRL: Ok...

23 OTHER SUPERPOWERED TEENAGERS: Can we join?

COSMIC BOY, LIGHTNING LAD and SATURN GIRL: Ok...

FERRO LAD: AAAAGH!


MADMAN (DARK HORSE)

MADMAN: Snap!

SUPPORTING CAST: Jeepers!

MADMAN: Zoom!

READERS: Brilliant!


MARVELS (MARVEL) by Brendan McGinley

SHELDON: The Marvels are here to protect us!

GWEN STACY: SNAP!

SHELDON: ...okay, maybe not.


MAUS (PANTHEON BOOKS) by Andrew Wheeler

MICKEY: Hey, look Pluto! Nazis!


POWERS (IMAGE)

WALKER: I don't need a partner.

PILGRIM: Sure you do.

WALKER: But I...

PILGRIM: What?

WALKER: No.

PILGRIM: Did you?

WALKER: Drop it.

PILGRIM: Dropped.

TRIPHAMMER: We said "clitoris" in this book!


THE PUNISHER (MARVEL) by Steven Grant

CRIMINAL: We killed your wife and children.

PUNISHER: Frank Castle died with them. I'm The Punisher.

CRIMINAL: Then why do you kill us?

PUNISHER: We live. We die. Someday it will be my turn.

CRIMINAL: How about today?

PUNISHER: Today it's your turn.


SAVAGE DRAGON (IMAGE)

DRAGON: I don't know where I'm from - oh, look - BREASTS!

BLATANT T&A SHOTS AND LOTS O' GUNS

ERIK LARSEN: #@!%! You!… oh, don't quote me.

CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS: Buy DESPERATE TIMES!


SENTRY (MARVEL KNIGHTS)

SENTRY: I used to be a superhero - even before the Fantastic Four. I use this magic serum to become a hero. I think. It might be scotch.

IRON MAN: Scotch?

WIZARD: Waitaminute - this is all an elaborate hoax by Joe Quesada and Paul Jenkins!

JOE Q: Boo-yah!


SPAWN (IMAGE)

SPAWN: I'm a rotting corpse with powers. Todd draws me!

TODD MCFARLANE: Draw?

MIRACLEMAN: Why am I here again, then?

NEIL GAIMAN: I am NOT amused.


SPECTRE (DC)

JIM CORRIGAN: Stupid Cosmic powers - I've had it.

HAL JORDAN: Gimme gimme gimme!

H.E.AT. MEMBERS: Yay!


SPIDERMAN (MARVEL)

SPIDEY: That's it - my great responsibility has ruined my life too often. From this day forward there is NO SPIDERMAN!

DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Behold - the new Sinister Six!

SPIDEY: Well.. um… er….sigh. Gimme a minute to change.



STARMAN (DC)

JACK KNIGHT: I don't want to be a superhero.

TED KNIGHT: Yes you do - I know everything.

JACK KNIGHT: I'll collect a bunch of kitchy crap!

SHADE: Absynthe? It's delightful.

INSERT TIMES PAST STORY

JAMES ROBINSON: Time to wrap this up - Hawkman's back. Gotta go!

READERS: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!


STAR WARS TALES (DARK HORSE) by F. Chong Rutherford

SPOOB BANTAPAZARZOPLOP: I was a minor character appearing in the background of EPISODE 1. I looked like a bug with tentacles.

LUCASFILM LTD.: She's, uh, a Jedi, and Han Solo's ... cousin ...lessee.. Bobo.

STAR WARS FANS: GIMME GIMME GIMME!


SUPERMAN (DC) by Jens Altmann

SUPERMAN: I fight for good.

LEX LUTHOR: I commit evil deeds.

LOIS LANE: I've got the story.

PERRY WHITE: Don't call me "Chief."


SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL (DC)

SUPERMAN: That was quite a Crisis... thank god I'm still alive.

LOIS: Sure, but you're horribly outdated.

JOHN BYRNE: (singing) I'm thinking MAKEover!!!!!


SWAMP THING (VERTIGO) by Nancy Collins

SWAMP THING: I love you more than life itself, even though you are human.

ABBY: I love you more than life itself, even though you are a plant.

SWAMP THING: Oops! I have to go on a quest at a moment's notice that will leave you and our child alone and unprotected for months at a time, exposed to all the weird, monstrous enemies I've made over the years, including your perverted molester undead uncle. Bye!

ARCANE: Remember me?

ASSORTED CAJUNS: Hoo-yah!

SWAMP THING: Honey! I'm back! Hey, where'd everybody go?


THOR (MARVEL)

THOR: By thy fabled rainbow bridge, I smite thee!

FROST GIANTS: RAARGH!

THOR: Back foul denizen of yon murky Hel!

FIRE GIANTS: RAARGH!

THOR: Now is the winter of our discontent...

ODIN: Welp, I'm dead again.


THUNDERBOLTS (MARVEL)

T-BOLTS: Look- we're heroes!

CITIZENS: Yay!

T-BOLTS: It's a good thing they don't know we're really the Masters of Evil.

CITIZENS: What was that?

T-BOLTS: D'oh!


TOP TEN (WILDSTORM)

READERS: Hey, it's a city full of superheroes!

CRITICS: Didn't they do that in ASTRO CITY?

READERS: Yes, but this has little fun clues and in jokes throughout the book!

CRITICS: Don't they do that in the SIMPSONS?

READERS: Yes, but this is by Alan Moore.

CRITICS: GENIUS!


TRANSMETROPOLITAN (VERTIGO)

SPIDER JERUSALEM: I write a column - I hate my life and I hate you.

READERS: Nifty glasses!

SPIDER JERUSALEM: Kiss my arse.

WARREN ELLIS FORUM: Let's go get drunk!

WARREN ELLIS: Excellent.


ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN (MARVEL)

SPIDERMAN: I'm young and hip.

SPIDERMAN VILLAINS: Hey - new origins!

MARY JANE WATSON: I'm still a hottie.

AUNT MAY: What a relief to be young and hip, yo.


UNDERSTANDING COMICS (KITCHEN SINK PRESS) by Nick Locking

SCOTT MCCLOUD: Hey! I'm explaining comics in the form of a comic! God, I'm clever. Comics are comics.


WORLDS AT WAR (DC)

IMPERIEX: Lookatme! I'm huge! There's thousands of me!

DC HEROES: We'll stop you!

BIG FIGHT

SUPERMAN: Welp, there goes Aquaman.

GENERAL ZOD: It isn't like he was helping you guys...

DC READERS: This is confusing as hell. Hey, didn't Luke Cage just get some over in ALIAS? Let's go read that.


X-FORCE (MARVEL)

X-FORCE: We're in it for the cash!

DOOP: (incomprehensible)

READER: What'd he say?

ROB LIEFIELD: "In it for the cash"? "Incomprehensible dialogue"? Hey! That's my YOUNGBLOOD concept!


X-MEN (MARVEL)

PROFESSOR X: To me, my X-Men!

WOLVERINE, CYCLOPS AND JEAN GREY: The world hates us!

MAGNETO: Am I a guy good guy now?

GRANT MORRISON: Out of the way, idiots.

MARVEL READERS: Yay!


YOUNG JUSTICE (DC)

ROBIN, SUPERBOY and IMPULSE: We're younger than our mentors and we're cool and hip!

SECRET, ARROWETTE and WONDER GIRL: Hi - we're cute girls - can we hang around and bring in key demographics?

ROBIN, SUPERBOY and IMPULSE: We're younger than our mentors and now we have raging hormones!

LIL' LOBO: FRAG!

RED TORNADO: You're all insane.

 


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Special thanks go to Nancy Collins, writer of Swamp Thing and Sunglasses at Night; Warren Ellis, writer of Planetary and Transmetropolitan; Steven Grant, writer of Whisper, Punisher, X-Man, and Permanent Damage at comicbookresources.com, and especially Gail Simone, writer of the forthcoming Deadpool, Night Nurse, Killer Princesses and past writer of You'll All Be Sorry at comicbookresources.com.


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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #36


Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Pencils: John Romita Jr.
Inks: Scott Hanna
Marvel Comics
$2.25

Reviewed by Marc Deering


September 11, 2001

This is a day that will forever be burned into my memory. The day when everything stopped and then immediately jump-started into overdrive. See, I work for the government in Virginia and I distinctly remember getting two phone calls that morning at work. One from my wife and another from a friend of mine. They both told me to get off my computer and over to the television to see the World Trade Centers getting attacked. Neither one of them prepared me for the shock, the utter jarring of my senses, as I watched CNN replay, over and over, the planes smashing themselves into those two beautiful buildings. I sat in stunned silence as myself and my co-workers watched this horrific act. Then the entire building became a whirlwind of activity as new orders and policies literally flew off of commanders' desks. And then the next two weeks of my life would be absolutely crazy.

Fast forward to the week of Nov. 14, 2001. I run to my local comics shop to get this rumored, instant collectors item. Now, I'm not someone who buys comics for their "collectability."  I find it silly but that's just me. I wanted to get this book only because I had seen so many previews and I knew what it would be about. So, I brought it back to work with me and I sat down to read. I didn't flip ahead. I simply opened up to the first page and started reading. It had me from the first page.

"We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you the following Special Bulletin"

Never have those words been truer. Without a shadow of a doubt, this is John Romita Jr.'s best work ever. Period. Scott Hanna does a fantastic job inking over John's work, but the layouts and composition of the entire book is beautiful. The opening double-page spread is one that will live with me just like watching CNN on 9-11. Horrific. How JR Jr. was able to capture that moment in time is beyond me. But he did it. Beautifully.

And to the story.

It is simply one of the better Spider-Man stories ever told. Now, I've never been a big Spider-Man fan and have never gotten into the regular ongoing series, I prefer the one-shots or collected graphic novels. This was one issue not to miss. I’m not saying it was the BEST Spider-Man book ever done, but it’s up there. This is one issue that stands up from 30 years of continuity and begs to be noticed. Straczynski tells a story from the iconic New Yorker superhero, Spidey, going through his day at ground zero as he tries to cope, and help others cope, with the magnitude of the situation. Spidey goes from helping move rubble, to helping EMS and FDNY/NYPD treat the injured and sick. And two moments in the book will move even the toughest of guys: one with a little boy and his father; the other with Captain America amid the rubble staring in disbelief at the carnage. Through and through, Straczynski pulls off a very believable story set within the confines of the Marvel Universe. He uses heroes that are, and always have been, based in New York City: the Avengers, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, X-Men (hey, they live in New York state), and of course Spider-Man. All show up at one point or another, always helping out the hundreds of fire fighters and police officers who are also trying to help. The issue could read like a prolonged speech, given by a lousy politician, but it's not. It's a very poignant story with a deep message and told with heart. I hope to see more of these from JMS in the future.

Yes, continuity Freaks are going to jump all over Straczynski for using some villains. Doctor Doom, for one, is currently in a parallel universe. Magneto is supposedly dead.  Personally, I don't care. The story is supposed to be told out of context from regular continuity; to show us events happening in the real world can be dealt with in comics.

So what do events in my life have to do with a Spider-Man comic?  Nothing.  But sometimes, not very often, I'll read a comic that touches me. That speaks volumes of heart, depth, and emotion to my very soul. And this was one of them. I can't begin to imagine how horrible a day that was for those living close to the World Trade Centers, or to the firemen and police officers down at ground zero.  I can't.

It is November 19, 2001 now. We celebrate Thanksgiving this week here in the United States, and I, for one, have a great deal to be thankful for. My wife and I will cook Thanksgiving dinner and have all of our family and friends over.  And we'll be thankful that we're all still alive and safe and together. I'll leave work today and look up in the sky. And like always I'll see a formation of F-16 Fighter planes soar past me.

Ahhhhh. The sound of roaring jet engines. That's the sound of freedom.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

 


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TOPS OF THE POPS #2


Ace contributor Brian Domingo's Top 10 Desert Island Picks

Jeez.... You know, this is one of the hardest things I’ve had to write. You’d think that picking these ten works that I most enjoy would be easy, but think about it. You only get ten books, stories, single issues to choose from. I could have wasted nine of those choices with the PREACHER books, but I'm skipping those. No one collection is enough to fully enjoy it. But I’ve got some good ones.  In no particular order then, so, please, pay attention:

JINX:  THE DEFINITIVE EDITION
by Brian Michael Bendis
Image Comics
2001

This would come along for one obvious reason: It’s huge. It’s a great story and some great black and white work from Bendis. I see this as his true jewel of work. It’s romantic, fast paced and brings you unexpected results. With THE DEFINITIVE ED., you get all the “behind the scenes” work (sketch book, animation script, pin-ups) as well as the final edit of the work all under one cover. It doesn’t get much better than that.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

TRANSMETROPOLITAN VOLUME #2
"Lust For Life"
Writer: Warren Ellis
Penciler: Darick Robertson
Inker: Rodney Ramos, Kim Demulder
Vertigo/DC
1998

TRANSMET is one of those books that I will read until the cover is worn off and all the pages fall out. It’s an epic accomplishment for Ellis and Robertson, and will be talked about forever. Now, for my purposes here, "Lust For Life" is most appropriate, because it contains the uber-brilliant three-part “Freeze me with your Kiss,” but also has the stand alone classics: “What Spider Watches on TV,” “God Riding Shotgun,” and “Another Cold Morning.” All giving insights into who Spider is.

The first collection, "Back on the Street" shows us what Spider does, but "Lust for Life" tells us some of the why. We get his personal reactions to television and religion, while glimpsing some of his quiet, reflective moments. Spider’s not that bad of a guy after all.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

STARMAN:  VOLUME #3
"A Wicked Inclination..."
Writer: James Robinson
Artists: Tony Harris, Wade von Grawbadger et al.
DC Comics
1998

Okay, admission time. This is my all-time favorite series.  And I started with the third collection. Why? I’m not sure. It was there and I had a feeling about it. It was one of the best buys I’ve ever made. At this point in time, the STARMAN series had matured into what would soon become one of the best superhero books of all time. Robinson had a firm grasp of who Jack Knight was. Harris and Von Grawbadger had fine-tuned the art work into a form of semi-photo realistic genius.

This book contains the Eisner Award-winning “Sand and Stars” teaming up Jack Knight with his father’s old ally Wesley Dodds, AKA The Sandman. Robinson shows his knack for weaving those tales of times past with those from today resulting in an ultimately timeless story of heroes and villains.

Also contained in the tpb is “Hell and Back,” a thrilling story that not only adds to Jack’s growth as a person but fleshed out a large chunk of the supporting cast. New friends are made. Old friends are reunited. Predictions come true. It’s a book that knocks the wind out of you.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

STORMWATCH VOLUME #3
"Change Or Die"
Writer: Warren Ellis
Penciler: Tom Raney
Inker: Randy Elliot
Wildstorm/DC
1999

So one day this guy named Ellis comes on to that old Wildstorm Title, STORMWATCH, and starts to shake things up. He revamps just about everything possible, making the book readable for the first time in a great while. I was one of the faithful readers since SW #1, sad to say, and Ellis’ SW was a breath of fresh air. Then came "Change or Die." This story took all previous conceptions and tossed them out the window, then turned around and kicked you square in the nuts.

It’s a huge story of good vs. bad with the line that separates black and white severely blurred. Stormwatch fights the Changers, a group (not unlike the Authority) attempting to make the globe a better place. A Finer World. Ellis takes everything “superhero” and shakes it up letting the characters run full speed into each other. Raney, the series’ full time artist, does some of the best work of his career. The art is crisp, clear and at last Stormwatch gets the look it deserves.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

WILDC.A.T.s #15-16
Writer: James Robinson
Penciler: Travis Charest
Inker: Troy Hubbs
Wildstorm/Image
1994

This is an odd entry, I know, but one that really stands out in my mind. After issue 13, Jim Lee went on indefinite hiatus, leaving the series in need of both an artist and a writer. Robinson and Charest stepped in. Yeah, that Charest. The guy that’s work is so intricate and detailed that he can no longer book on a semi regular schedule. He was doing this book monthly. And it was beautiful. The best part, though, was the story. For the first time since Image Comics started, one of the books had a brain.

These stories were more than superperson versus super person. Robinson took a throwaway character from WC #2 and did a close look at the main attack squad of I/O (International Operations, think S.H.I.E.L.D). In issue 2, Ben Santini was crippled when Lord Emp blew off his knee cap during an I/O siege against the ‘C.A.T.s. By #15 Santini’s back at I/O, in control of the Black Razors and got a hard on to go after Emp and get some revenge. The thing is, though, the rest of the Razors all resent Santini because he’s now in charge. They talk about him behind his back and feel like they collectively got the shaft because he gained command of the squad. Robinson shows the Black Razors as real people instead of I/O cannon fodder. They all have their own lives with families, gambling problems, and other such quirks. They are thinking, feeling people. The WC are still in this book, too, serving as the back drop of the storyline. In the end, Santini uses his extensive experience and leadership abilities to take command and save the day, but it’s a helluva ride getting there.

Joe Casey talks about superheroes without all the crap in his WILDCATS now, but Robinson did it here, sixty plus issues ago. It's one of those 'blink and you miss it' types of stories.

(Check the quarter bins for these treats.)

FORTUNE AND GLORY
by Brian Michael Bendis
Oni Press
2000

Another Bendis book. I just reread this the other day. It’s really quite entertaining. The thing that makes it so fun is that it’s so real. He managed to sum up everything that is painful and tedious about the movie writing business in one simple volume. It's a point-of-view that is often ignored in comics today. He just has such a great attitude about his work and he seems like such a genuinely nice guy. This Bendis fellow's got something snappy on his hands.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

SKY APE
Writers: Phillip D. Amara & Tim McCarney
Artist: Richard Jenkins
AiT/PlaNETlar
2001

This one makes me laugh, plain and simple. If I’m sitting and feeling “not-so-right” I whip out the AiT/PlaNETlar re-release and laugh until I almost pee myself. It’s just great writing and wonderfully telling art and a Monkey With A Jet Pack. Yeah. Exactly. This book is guaranteed Gold. The storytelling is expressive and the jokes never get old.

And the best part, is that I picture the creative team just sitting around, giggling as they put this book together. It’s just silly, yet surprisingly Smart fun. A must have.

(Give Larry and Co. your money. Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

TOP TEN:  BOOK ONE 
Writer: Alan Moore
Artists: Gene Ha and Zander Cannon
ABC/Wildstorm/DC
2000

This is one of the most brilliantly crafted books of the past five years, easy. The premise is that in city of Neopolis, every citizen has superpowers, an alter ego and a costume. The job of keeping the peace is still necessary, so the story follows the officers of Precinct Ten, or Top Ten as they have been called.

The first story follows rookie Robyn Slinger through her first day on the job. We meet her stoic partner Jeff Smax as well as some of the other elaborate department members like the urban cowboy, Dust Devil, and his partner Shock-Headed Peter as well as about ten other members of the “regular” cast. Alan Moore, obviously gets a lot of credit here, for creating a vivid world full of fascinating characters. Although the cast is quite large, you get a feel for each character right away. It’s clever and funny, and yet tagged on is an equally gripping plot.

A lot of credit should also go to the art team of Gene Ha and Zander Cannon. Together they create a beautiful landscape for all of Moore’s noble characters to live in. The thing about this book is that I could read it everyday because the jokes still work, the stories are still interesting and the dialogue is on the nose. Also, each panel is chock full of details where the backgrounds are just as interesting as the foregrounds. It’s one of the only books that seems to live on its own.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN
(vol. 1, Hard Cover)
Writer: Alan Moore
Artist: Kevin O'Neill
ABC/Wildstorm/DC
2000

Yes. Alan Moore. Again. Why? Okay. I’ll admit it: I’m Queer for Victorian English literature. This stuff kills me. Moore, along with artist Kevin O’Neill bring Allan Quartermain, Capt. Nemo, Hawley Griffin (aka The Invisible Man), Dr. Jekyll (with Mr. Hyde in tow) and Mina Murray together for a mission to save the world.

Eventually the story involves Cavorite from H. G. Wells’ "The First Men In The Moon" which was a special treat, as well as some cameos by many of the more famous characters from this era in literature. It’s a mighty great idea with a mighty fine result. It took an extra long time to be released but here it is all bundled under one handy cover. And a hardcover at that!  What a treat. It’s a fun story with bits and pieces for any fan of the time period.

(Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

THE COWBOY WALLY SHOW
By Kyle Baker
Marlowe & Company
1996

This is my favorite of the Kyle Baker books. It follows, documentary style, the career of Cowboy Wally from his tee vee shows to his feature film ‘Sands of Blood’ and finishing up with his version of Hamlet that he films in his jail cell with cardboard cut outs.

It’s a hoot of a book. Real low brow humor, great lines and clean, expressive artwork, makes this a constant reread. Basically, it’s funny. And, come on, if I’m stuck on a desert island, I’m going to need something to laugh about. It might as well be COWBOY WALLY ferchristsakes.

(Laugh 'til you pee. Available in fine comic shops everywhere.)

 


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INTERVIEW: SHORT AND SWEET WITH GREG HORN
Conducted by Drew Reiber

Greg has been working in comics for a few years now, but it was his recent work that graced the pages of his Image series J.U.D.G.E. and the recent MARVEL BACKPACK books that really launched his career with comic fandom. Greg's work can be currently seen gracing the covers of ELEKTRA each month, as well as an upcoming short in MARVEL KNIGHTS: DOUBLE SHOT issue 3.

Greg was kind enough to take the time to let us know how he got where he is and where he's headed.

POPIMAGE: What led you to choose art as a profession?

Greg Horn: I'm not sure really. I just love drawing and painting. My mother is an accomplished painter and she taught me to draw at a young age. I discovered comic books in 3rd grade and I've been drawing them ever since. I remember that I used to do a book during classes called the Justifiers which was very similar to the Avengers. Once I figured out that comic book artists get to work from home, I was sold. Of course, back then I had no idea how long it was going to take to get my dream job.

What is the process you use in which to create your art?

The painting technique used to do the covers is digital painting. It is very similar to paper painting except there is no original when you finish except for original pencil designs.

Can you tell us about the books you worked on before coming to Marvel?

Before Marvel I worked at a few toy and comic companies. I started at AC comics in the late 80s on their Femforce books, then from there I worked at Dagger, Malibu (Mortal Kombat), and Fleer. In 1997, I moved over to Image doing two ESPers series with Jim Hudnall. After a few years of hard work there, Image gave me the opportunity to do my own book called J.U.D.G.E. in 2000. Its been a long trip!

How did you come to work on Elektra as the cover artist?

I think I had built a good rep at the time for cover work. I had just finished my run on the Backpack books and X-men Universe books. Bendis called me one day and said "Greg, they're talking about giving you the Elektra job. It's going to be real freakin' big so make sure you say 'Yes. I will do it!'" At the time I had no idea just how freakin' big it would be. Elektra is everywhere. A month ago she was in USA Today and last week she was in Stuff magazine. Although, that doesn't interest me as much as an Elektra lunchbox!

Is there anything you can tell us about your upcoming Elektra short story in MARVEL KNIGHTS: DOUBLE-SHOT #3? The preview pages look incredible, btw.

Thanks Drew.
The interior pages for the Double shot are all painted in the same style that I use to do the covers. Rucka's story was a real challenge storytelling-wise and I had to try my hardest to follow him. I'd say this is my best interior work ever.



Your Man @ Marvel recently mentioned you're doing the cover art for IRON MAN #50. Will you be continuing cover duties for ELEKTRA and IRON MAN? Do you have any other cover or pinup jobs in the immediate future?

I really enjoy doing the Elektra covers and I plan to keep doing them for a while.... IRON MAN #50 was a one time deal launching the new creative team for the book, but later this year I will be in a position to do more Marvel projects. I can't say which titles are concerned, we haven't planned that far ahead!



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SUBSPECIES: Live in Concert
by Benjamin Russell

I saw Suzanne Vega play the Lebanon Opera House a couple weekends back, and she didn’t know what to do with her hands. It must have been an awkward and uncomfortable situation that she was in, to stand onstage and sing while someone else was playing her music next to her.

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Ms. Vega informed us that she had broken her arm riding a bicycle, and that the strength had not yet returned enough that she could play guitar for an entire concert. While she did play and sing for about five songs out of the twenty-one song set, she most frequently stood in front of the microphone, her hands hanging awkwardly at her sides. She would shove them in the pockets of her kimono, remove them, raise them to flutter on either side of the microphone, and then lower them back to her sides. Her fingers did not contort themselves into the chords of the songs, she did not play air guitar along with her guest guitarist. And so they flitted, not playing, not still.

It is not unusual for a musical artist to be faced with external variations on his or her creations. The transition from inspiration to publication is full to the brim with reinterpretation and compromise. The song begins with a key image and a catchy chord progression. Lyrics are spun and a melody line is constructed to compliment the tone and content of the finished lyrics. The song is tested: just the singer and the guitar. Refined as a hesitant new piece over a number of small-venue concerts, accompaniment is experimented with depending on whether the singer is performing solo or with back-up. Background harmony vocals are toyed with and discarded, a snare and a bass guitar line are finalized. Repeat audience members now recognize the song and request it.

The song then goes through another series of mutations upon recording. The producer, eager to use the amount of guest talent and varied instruments at his disposal, wishes to give the song layers of sound and accompaniment. A&R men from the artist’s label request that the song be recorded a little more up-tempo, as they’d like to have it as a possible second single in case the album does well upon release. The song is recorded piecemeal, starting with an electronic drum loop, adding bass, acoustic guitar, vocals, and then backing vocals. The drum loop is re-recorded with a real drummer, and a string ensemble is brought in and orchestrated for the final punch.

None of these studio musicians will accompany the artist on his or her album release tour, but a new set of musicians will do their best to reinterpret the recording producer’s reinterpretation of the road-tested variations on the artistic compromise of the original inspiration, in order to perform it in a feasible manner that will still be recognized by the radio audience.

If the artist is lucky he or she has actually had some input into these changes, and has actually agreed to them or become familiar enough with the current version that earlier version has been overwritten in his or her memory. In a radio station interview, the artist mentions he or she will be playing the song in an intimate, acoustic performance in the local Chain Bookstore cum Coffee Shop, and -- upon playing it -- flubs it a little bit, as it has become so unfamiliar.

I am assuming that most of the above description is familiar to Ms. Vega, but the last part is not common to her experience. Through it all, I assume that she keeps the core acoustic portrait of words and chords somewhere in her self, and no amount of studio permutations can alter that Uncarved Block. Which must have made it additionally odd to hear another guitarist play some of her most personal songs as she sang them, without the ability to alter tempo to accent a phrase or sculpt a refrain because she could not command both the words and the music. Even if she was used to the compromise of working with a band, of sacrificing some of the ability to put life and variation back into a song as it is being recreated as it is being performed, even if this has become part and parcel of performing after more than twenty years... her hands still didn’t know what to do with themselves.


I don’t have the patience to work through a transition, slowly shifting from my illustrative example into its application in the comics world. The issue irritates me enough to want to just blurt out the following:

If you didn’t create Spider-Man, don’t reinterpret him to serve your ends and tell the story you want to tell. Leave him alone, let him stop. Create characters of your own. Your great story about police corruption might sell easier if you can set it in Gotham and work Batman into it somehow, but it would work even better if you wrote it in a world of your own creation and with humans formed without the limitations or influence of years of continuity and a vocal fan-base.

Let the old characters cease with the departure of their original conceivers. Tell your own stories. Sing your own songs.

 


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The Passionate Eye: The Collected Writing of Suzanne Vega -- now in paperback with numbered pages!

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SOUNDTRACK


by Jessica Abel
Fantagraphics
$12.95

Reviewed by Adam Ford


SOUNDTRACK collects the work of US comic artist Jessica Abel from 1989 to 1996; primarily stories that appeared in Abel's ARTBABE series (issues one through five), but including other pieces created during that period. It's a comprehensive collection, hosting everything from cover artwork to anthology appearances, magazine journalism and record covers.

There are a lot of grungy love stories here set in bars, cafes and at band gigs, and the organic style of Abel's scruffy art accentuates the slacker feel. But rather than coming across as dull and self-important, as much of grunge culture did and does, these stories manage to shine. Abel has a compassion for her characters and a good eye for detail that makes these "real life non-stories" resonate in the mind of the reader. Perhaps it also helps that few of the characters in these stories are overtly presented as being Abel herself, which helps her veer away from the bottomless pit of self-indulgent autobio.

The journalism section is by far the most intriguing section, firstly because of the use of the comic form to tell a nonfiction reportage story, something that hasn't happened too often, and secondly because of the historical interest that comes from reading about past cultural phenomena. When Abel reviews a lecture presented by Camille Paglia, a bookshop talk by Elizabeth Wurtzel and a failed interview with Douglas Coupland, she uses comics' ability to present more than one concept at a time to great effect.  Her own opinion (narrative boxes) and the opinions of the people she gets to vox pop for her (speech balloons) intertwine with the subject of the article themselves (the main body of the panel). The way Abel uses this technique underscores the close link that comics have with film and television, while taking advantage of the kind of compositional manipulations that are possible in the comic form. Another great example of this kind of comic-reportage is RADIO , a comic documentary also by Abel that deals with the production of one episode of NPR's "This American Life" (available as a self-contained comic and well worth checking out).

It's clear that Abel has a good understanding of how to make words and pictures complement each other.  One can say what the other doesn't, and Abel knows well that she has more than one technique of communication at her command. In a single story she'll slip from the standard speech-balloon-and-pictures deal into a scene where the narration is written on a page in a diary with the protagonists in the background, and then there'll be a silent panel that communicates everything it needs to simply by using the facial expressions of her characters.

Abel also uses a tasty "split-screen" technique in strips such as "Oh! My Sisters!"  "Sisters" depicts the difference between what a woman wants to do and what she actually does in response to a catcall from a man in the street. The panels are split in such a way that the two alternatives - beat the shit out of the guy or walk away - are spliced together, with the top half showing the beating and the bottom half depicting the retreat. This technique is also used with aplomb to provide a silent musical accompaniment for the day-in-the-life strip "Soundtrack."  Tight letterboxed closeups of rock bands in various states of activity sit at the bottom of each panel as the main part depicts a woman going about her daily activities.

Though a lot of these stories are five years old or more they've hardly dated at all. The universal nature of Abel's subjects and her deft use of the storytelling capacity of comics make this a sophisticated and enjoyable collection, a great starting point for anyone interested in following her career.

For more comprehensive info on Jessica Abel's output, go to http://www.artbabe.com

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

 


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FIRST IMPRESSIONS


All reviews this time by Matt Singer (MS) and Alex Bernstein (AB).

STAR WARS: TAG & BINK ARE DEAD #1 (of 2)
Writer: Kevin Rubio
Artist: Lucas Marangon
Inker: Howard M. Shum
Dark Horse Comics
$2.99

"Troops" has to be one of the coolest fan films ever. Hilarious yet respectful, I definitely think it set a bar for Star Wars geeks to follow that I think few have matched as of yet. In any event, when I heard that the creator of that short (which you can find on the Internet, and I urge you to do so, it's hilarious), Kevin Rubio, was writing a humor comic for Dark Horse, I had to find a copy. Mind you, TAG AND BINK isn't quite as inspired as "Troops," but it's certainly a fun read. Rubio's a great writer for this stuff.  He's clearly a fan with a love for the source material, but he's also not afraid to poke fun. I love his takes on the poorly designed Stormtrooper costumes.  Generally, he takes nothing as sacred.  As much as I enjoy the comic itself, I especially applaud Dark Horse for doing a comic like this; it's probably a risk, but one that's had good results so far in the content department. I look forward to the conclusion. (MS)

NIGHTSIDE #1
Writer: Robert Weinberg
Artist: Tom Derenick
Marvel Comics
$2.99

Here's another unusual book from Marvel; no superheroes per se, but with very good looking art by Tom Derenick that seems more like it belongs in an Image book. The times, they are a'changin'. I'm always a fan of branching out, and the results here aren't terrible. Weinberg's premise is a world in which there's a race of beings known as "The Others" who take on forms of werewolves or vampires and haunt the human race. A sexier-than-she-needs-to-be private investigator named Sydney Taine is looking into a bizarre series of murders, while walking around in very tight outfights, which sometimes include cleveage. Sense my complaint? Weinberg's got some neat ideas here, but did the book have to be so porny? The full body cat-suit for our protagonist, and constant poses don't add anything.  For me, they detract from the story. Give her some tasteful clothes and tighten up the mystery elements and I think we're on to something. (MS)

BLOODSTONE #1
Writers: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning
Penciler: Michael Lopez
Inker: Scott Hanna
Marvel Comics
$2.99

A week after NIGHTSIDE, a book about a needlessly sexy supernatural female private detective (say that five times fast), Marvel serves up BLOODSTONE, about a needlessly sexy teenager supernatural hunter. While the status quo is still being established after the first issue, it looks to be a smoothly blended concoction, equal parts BUFFY and TOMB RAIDER .  As a result, there doesn't seem much original here. Our Buffy Croft, if you will, is name Elsa Bloodstone, a teenager who learns that her father was a great monster hunter, and because people in comics and movies who don't know their fathers had superpowers always end up gaining said powers, it appears that Elsa has a date with destiny (or cliché). I've already said; there isn't much of anything original here, and Michael Lopez's art is a series of girl in tight clothes poses. This series gets high marks for its stirring and brave depictions of bare midriffs, but low marks on just about everything else. (MS)

RUSE #1
Writer: Mark Waid
Penciler: Butch Guice
Inker: Michael Perkins
CrossGen Comics
$2.95

This is my first CrossGen comic. I've wanted to read something from this company, but I'm not a fan of the genres of most of their books and the few books I have read > cough cough MYSTIC < have left me unimpressed. So I was very excited to see Mark Waid writing a book about a Victorian-era private detective. Good for CrossGen for mixing things up, and good for everyone involved for making a fine first issue. Waid knows he's got a lead character with more than a passing resemblance to Sherlock Holmes, and he plays off that, using the uncanny detection skills for some smart gags. Guice's art, beautifully inked and colored, looks absolutely fantastic. The supernatural elements that tie the book to the rest of CrossGen seem kind of out of sync with the rest, and I'd wager the book would be stronger if it could be straight detective stories.  But
it's still worth checking out for fans of crime or costume dramas. An interesting, different book, in a time when there's lots of very similar looking stuff out on the mainstream market. (MS)


NEGATION PREQUEL
Writers: Tony Bedard and Mark Waid
Penciler: Paul Pelletier
Inker: Dave Meikis
CrossGen Comics
$2.99

Why is the first issue of this book a "prequel" while last week's first issue of RUSE was a #1? It sure feels like a standard first issue. Seems confusing and unnecessary. As for the material itself, I was pleased and intrigued by the story, which features a bunch of strangers from worlds across the universe plucked from their homes and stranded on an alien planet for the purpose of being studied by a mysterious power. Of course, that fact is made less mysterious by the text page that explains everything you're about to read plus information that still not revealed by issue's end. I'm all for text summaries, but it's downright silly to put one in the first issue. It doesn't help that Bedard's dialogue is heavy-handed and his lengthy flashback narrations are clunky and awkward. I don't know how much Mark Waid contributed to this book (his credit is significantly smaller in size than Bedard's in the back of the book), but the dialogue feels like it could use more of his help. The art team, led by Paul Pelletier, a favorite of mine, has put together a good-looking book. I'll probably buy issue #1, but purchases after that will depend on whether or not these characters start speaking more like people and less like chess pieces with mouths. (MS)


DAREDEVIL #26
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Alex Maleev
Marvel Knights/Marvel Comics
$2.99

Bendis, the comic writer who needs no sleep, takes on Marvel Knights' flagship title DAREDEVIL (which, I'd argue, despite its delays, has been the strongest super-hero title around since it started twenty-six issues ago. Bob Gale's story was, to quote Chief O'Hara, "devilishly clever," and satisfying in some surprising ways). Bendis and collaborator Alex Maleev (previously together on SAM AND TWITCH), like all creative teams on this book, had a tough act to follow. Clearly, they are up to the task. Bendis' books of late have an intensity all over them; he knows his readers have high expectations and he delivers. Within three pages, he's thrown us for a loop with smooth dialogue and shocking plot twists. The rest of the issue flies along at breakneck pace with underworld intrigue, courtroom drama and super-hero action. Maleev's art is distinctive and gorgeous, all wild angles and fantastic emotions. Here's the fantastic issue of SAM AND TWITCH the two never got to make before Bendis left the title.DAREDEVIL fans rejoice, your book is still number one. (MS)

COMIC BOOK MARKETPLACE #86
Edited by: Russ Cochran
Gemstone Publishing
$5.95

What a swell fanzine this was, once upon a time. Alas, no more. Now, publisher Russ Cochran is trying to put his own editorial spin on the mag and frankly, it's a mess. This is his third issue, actually - and behind an excellent George Perez JLA/AVENGERS cover is,
well, pretty much nothing. Before the advent of the entire TwoMorrows line of fanzines (not to mention the umpty-million websites) - CBM was truly unique, catering to die-hard collectors. Filled with obscure articles about things like DC ashcans from the 40's (with actual artwork to boot!), the magazine was best known for its "Gallery" section - a four-six page color section in the middle showing dozens of rare comic covers - ala the costly "Gerber" books. Sadly, upon assuming the editorial reigns, Cochran discontinued the Galleries - and doesn't even include much artwork! At 5.95 an issue it's just not worth the bother. Cochran has a solid history as a publisher. Let's see if he can dig up some editorial guidance to salvage this once fine zine. (AB)

THE WRITER'S BLOCK #1
Written by: Jim Shooter, Mike Baron, Roy Thomas
Art by: David Miller
Beyond Comics
$3.50

David Miller gets two points in his favor: a) he had a good idea - to get three different famous comic-book writers to script the same story (a B&W which Miller, himself, has drawn, of course) and present them all together; b) he got three famous-enough writers to go along with the program. Beyond the novelty, however, the thing is utterly abysmal. Miller's art is atrociously bad, reminiscent of the black-and-white boom of the mid-80's. His short interviews are terrible; his research absent (he credits Thomas for writing JSA instead of ALL STAR SQUADRON); and the entire book is crammed with typos - something you'd hope would be missing from a "writer's" magazine. The authors themselves - all "retired" from comics (except Thomas) - are genial, though you wonder why any of them have gotten involved in this. Shooter and Baron come across bitter and resentful of their recent lack of success. (Shooter at one point even questions Miller's poor art - gee, Jim, no kidding!) Only Thomas comes off confident and doesn't take the thing seriously. Probably cause he still gets work these days. (AB)

 


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NOVEMBER PREVIEWS REVIEW: For items shipping in January 2002
by Chris Butcher and Scott Gruenwald

Hello, and welcome to the Previews Review! January is customarily a slow month for comics solicitations, though you wouldn't know it from the several high-profile projects and great new books being offered! And where are they being offered, you might ask? Why, in Diamond Comics Distributors' PREVIEWS magazine, available at finer comic shops everywhere (or online at here at PopImage). With me as always in italics is my co-host, Scott Grunewald.
For a slow month, this issue of Previews was certainly packed with some cool stuff. If I were to list everything I'm pre-ordering this month we'd end up with a 10 page article.

Luckily, you didn't. I think we should be spared from any more of you're whoring for THOR'S HAMMER or STARBLAZERS merchandise.

You know that when I get my God Pheonix you'll be first in line to touch it. Go on, touch my God Phoenix, touch it, love it...

Why do we do the Previews Review? Simply, to promote good comics, and to encourage you as a consumer to pre-order your comics from your local comic shop (or mail order service). The Previews Review is grass-roots activism for positive change, so make sure that you're out there pre-ordering every month! Whether that's by doing a regular pull list or handing in an order thirty days, it really is important. Anyhow, on with the review!


9-11: EMERGENCY RELIEF
by Various
$14.95, b&w, 128 pages, Page 216, Alternative Comics,

Chris's Pick of the Month.


There are two very good things about this book. The first? All of the proceeds from it's sale are set to be donated to the American Red Cross. The second? It is a collection of some of the most gifted writers, artists, and storytellers in the comics industry, under one volume. The list of names is huge, and impressive, coming from all corners of the comics industry (and you can find the complete list of contributors here.) In advance of the book making it's appearance, Dean Haspiel's short story name has been posted in it's entirety at comicbookresources.com. If all of the stories included are as gripping and powerful, it may well be the best book published in 2002. Also of note to PopImage readers, Steve Stegelin will have a two page BOONDOGGLE short included.

The outpouring of support for the victims of the September 11th tragedy has been simply inspiring. I counted no less that four high profile releases solicited this month, each committed to giving all of the profits to the Red Cross and other related charities. The comic industry may have a lot of problems right now, but charity and kindness is not one of them. Bravo to all of you who participated in this book.

Scott's Pick of the Month

BATMAN: THE TEN CENT ADVENTURE
By Greg Rucka, Rick Burchett & Klaus Janson
$.10, FC, 32pg, page 77, DC, NOV010553


This stunt can't come at a better time than now. Greg Rucka has transformed Batman into the hard-boiled crime comic that it should have always been. Batman has never been about being a superhero. He doesn't have super powers or a magic ring, he has a brilliant mind and a body pushed to its limits. Greg Rucka understands that and has boiled the character down to his basics. I've been touting the Batman books for a while now, and I'm hoping this 10-Cent adventure opens the excellent books up to a wider audience.

This is the best thing ever. A full issue of Batman. For ten cents. I hope every retailer out there is ordering a minimum of one hundred of these, and hopefully a full thousand. And then, I hope they take advantage of the opportunity to hand these out to every single person that even steps inside the doors of their store. And then I hope that they've ordered a significant number of the follow-up issues to this story, and have a good number of BATMAN trade paperbacks on the racks as well. Most notably the newer stuff like Greg Rucka's DETECTIVE run, DARK KNIGHT RETURNS and STRIKES AGAIN by Frank Miller, etc. And then, I hope those retailers stock other works by the Batman creators. Like WHITEOUT and SIN CITY and 300 etc. Because this is a real opportunity to open up comic stores (not to mention the industry) to the general public. Let's take it.

It's even cheap enough that retailers can afford to give it away with each purchase.

FRIGHTENING CURVES PRINT SET
Art by Aman Chaudhary, designed by Antony Johnston
$49.99, Full Colour, 6 gorgeous prints, Page 406, Cyberosia Press, NOV


As the admittedly biased description above says, these are gorgeous pieces of artwork. Six super-high-quality prints on glossy stock. Not only suitable for framing, but worth showing off to every visitor who enters your home, apartment, or laboratory. Sure, they're expensive, but quality costs. And these are high quality. Honestly, they're really attractive, and hey, you deserve them :).

I've seen the prints at this past San Diego Comic Convention and can attest to their quality and beauty. Would it shock you to find out that it wasn't paint that brought those images to life but rather a loose pencil sketch and PhotoShop? Aman is the newest in a recent string of artists forgoing standard pencil, ink, or paintbrush techniques for the computer. Traditionalists be damned, it takes an artist to make a computer program sing like Aman does.

REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA VOLUME 1 TP
by Chiho Saito
$15.95, b&w, 200 pages, Page 308, Viz Communications, NOV


For some reason, this book was solicited again this month (it was one I talked up quite a bit in the last Previews Review). Just in case this is the real solicitation and last month's was an error, I'd like to remind you to order it. UTENA is really, really freaking weird. I just want to re-iterate that. I just finished watching UTENA: THE MOVIE last night, and it's really tripped-out and beautiful. It features some strangely non-linear storytelling, undefined gender roles, all sorts of great stuff. This isn't the book you think it is. Give it a shot.





ISLAND VOLUME 1 POCKET MIXX TP
by In-Wan Youn & Kyung-Il Yang
$14.95, b&w, 168 pages, Page 308, Tokyopop,


I'm really torn about ISLAND. It's a really pretty series, being one of the few translated Korean books on the market. The art is very fresh and sexy, and gruesome when it needs to be. The concept and the story too, are lots of fun; A rich/bitch girl goes to teach on an island off the coast of Korea to learn a little humility, where she is promptly stalked by a serial killer. That's not the worst of it though, because there are also ancient demons out to get her (who will do much worse than the killer), so she hires the serial killer to destroy all the monsters, at $10,000 a pop. So it's sex and death, the key ingredients for any good horror story. What really bugs me though, is that this volume is pretty much a straight translation from Korean, with little to no re-writing. The translation is laughably bad, and is actively detrimental to the story. In fact, the first time I read the book I threw it down in disgust, and it's only after re-reading that I began to appreciate it. Although this problem will be fixed for future volumes, this one is the real introduction to the stories. So I can only give it, at best, a very cautious recommendation. If you think the terrible sub-titles and dubbing of old Kung Fu Films is hilarious and appealing, you'll have no problem here. If not? Stay far, far away.

All your serial killers are belong to us!

Did I do that joke last time? :)


AKIKO VOLUME 5 TP
by Mark Crilley
$12.95, b&w, 112 pages, Page 302, Sirius Entertainment,


Akiko is a wonderful all-ages book that has recently made the leap to mass-market distribution novels (which are selling quite well, by all accounts). It's another of those examples of the comic industry not getting it while the mainstream does. Buck the trend! Pick up this, the newest volume of AKIKO! (I haven't read the stories in volume 5 yet, but the first three volumes are just brilliant.)

I'm hoping Akiko's success is the mass-market will do one of two things. Either wake up creators of all-ages comics to the fact that the Direct Market has neither the ability, nor desire to sell comics to young girls. Or maybe, even better, prove to the Direct Market that the success of books like Sailor Moon and Powerpuff Girls is not a fluke, and that girls will buy comics if you order and sell them.

Nah. Girls don't like comics, silly. "If it's not for a twelve year old boy, it's not a comic book." Oh well.

BUNNY TOWN #1
by Will Allison
$2.99, b&w, 32 pages, Page 299, Radio Comics


"Fans of Johnny and Lenore should love the dark, gothic humor; and fans of Lortnoc will not want to miss this serving of Hello Kitty- style cuteness, warped by the darkest of evil!" I'm beginning to think that the work of Jhonen Vasquez is almost it's own genre now. It's a little bit sick. On the other hand, Will Allison did the under-appreciated PERVERT CLUB, and that buys a lot of credibility in my book.

Will Allison does good comics. PERVERT CLUB was a hell of a lot of fun and It's a shame that it's not around anymore. Count me in for whatever he has lined up next.





POPBOT #1
By Ashley Wood
$7.99, b&w, 48pg, page 286, Idea & Design Works, NOV012419


I'm biased in favour of people who use orange intelligently in their Previews advertisements. What can I say, I'm easy? It helps that this comic is described as "Dadaist", and it's by the very talented Ashley Wood. I'd even recommend it if it wasn't so expensive. $8 for a b&w 48 page book? Pass.

Granted, it's pricey, but sometimes you have to pay more for beautiful things. I'm going to give the book a chance to grab me.




BIPOLAR #2
By Tomar & Assof Hanuka & Etgar Keret
$2.95, b&w, 36pg, page 279, Five O'Clock Shadow, NOV012385


I picked Bipolar #1 blindly, and was very surprised at it's quality. It was clever, well written and had nice art, all for three bucks. I wish all the comics sold would offer as much.

 

 

 

WHITE RAIN #1
by Yoshitoshi ABe
$3.50, b&w, 40 pages, Page 276, Fanboy Comics,


Second time is the charm? This is re-solicited after, you know, not coming out for some reason. So, in the spirit of re-solicitation, here is my exact hype for WHITE RAIN #1 from last March's Previews Review:

"Yoshitoshi ABe is brilliant. I fawned over his haunting, beautiful work enough [on his awesome book ESSENCE]. Suffice to say it's still haunting and beautiful, but now it will be in a beautiful comic book. WHITE RAIN is creepy, SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN- like science fiction, created entirely from pencils and zipatone. I'm so very happy to see this coming to print. Order two. One for yourself, and one for a friend."

I'm still trying to figure out if the spelling of his last name is a typo that stuck, or pretension. :)



STRAY BULLETS #23
By David Lapham
$3.50, b&w, 32pg, page 274, El Capitan, NOV012358


David Lapham's crime stories do something to you when you read them. You can almost smell the blood rising from the page and hear the screams of its characters (Who will, almost inevitably be screaming at some point). His stories aren't scary, at least not in the conventional sense, but they're shocking in their brutality and truth. These aren't the heroic tales of a stern PI tracking down a perp; these are the dirty little stories that most writers are afraid to write. They're stories about sweaty sex, violent death, consuming greed, and the cold sting of betrayal. They're stories about love, hope, hatred and loss. They're the stories that fall between the cracks and get ignored. STRAY BULLETS is back. Hold onto something.

Hey look, Stray Bullets is back! A book that is probably entirely unique in the comic industry, STRAY BULLETS rocketed to fame for it's hard-edged noir ideals and brilliant, cinematic storytelling. After a less-than-favourably-received dalliance with the MURDER ME DEAD limited series, the incredibly talented Lapham returns to his (in my opinion) best creation.

While I'll admit to liking his short, brutal stories more than his book length tale's, MURDER ME DEAD was a damn good read and a lot of reviewers were overly harsh with it.

I think it suffered from the fact that it wasn't Stray Bullets, personally. I mean, it's one thing to put out a bad comic, but I saw some surprisingly harsh reactions to MURDER ME DEAD. I guess I'll find out the real story when the trade paperback shows up in December.


JACK STAFF VOLUME 1: YESTERDAY'S HEROES TP
by Paul Grist
$15.95, b&w, 112 pages, Page 267, Dancing Elephant Press, NOV


Don't know who Paul Grist is? He's a British creator who has worked on scads of books over his esteemed career. What's he best known for? Most likely it's his noir detective series KANE, stories of Star City police officers. It's really quite good, and you should order it. So what's JACK STAFF then? That's his better selling pulps 'n' superheroes story, in which a forgotten hero from the 1920's is on the run for a crime he didn't commit, aided and abetted by all manner of heroes, robots, and more. Make sure it's on your order form.

OVERTIME
By Marc Bryant & Mal Jones
$9.95, b&w, 76pg, page266, Cyberosia Publishing, NOV012303

Local boys make good. While it might be a little bit suspect of me to be recommending it, seeing as Cyberosia is also publishing the PopImage book this spring and Marc and Mal are friends of mine, I would honestly be recommending it anyhow. I've read the first several pages of it online, discussed the plot with Marc, and seen a bunch of the concept art (not to mention the brilliant Brian Wood cover). This is going to be a great original graphic novel with good production design and at a decent price. Honest recommendation, pick it up.

I've had the pleasure of reading the whole script, and of seeing most of the finished art and bias or not, this is a fantastic book. It's a Sci-Fi book that defies the rules of Sci-Fi and it's a police drama that fits comfortably inside, but isn't defined by, police drama conventions. Marc and Mal have created a unique and enjoyable comic that uses the Graphic Novel form to its fullest. Don't believe me? Fine, go check out the downloadable preview at www.cyberosia.com/OTpreview.pdf



STRANGE KILLINGS #1
By Warren Ellis & Mike Wolfer
$3.50, b&w, 32pg, Page 230, Avatar Press, NOV012165


Bolstered by the strength of the sick and twisted Stranger Kisses, I'm rather looking forward to this newest 'Strange' mini-series.

I don't really have anything to add to this, except to say that a trade paperback collection is imminent. I can't see any advantage to
buying it serially.

THE WAITING PLACE #12
By Sean McKeever, Mike Norton & Jeffrey Linke
$4.95, b&w, 48pg, Page 220, Slave Labor Graphics, NOV012119


This is the final issue of Sean McKeever's THE WAITING PLACE. I was actually flipping through some early issues of the series earlier this month, and I was sort of saddened. McKeever originally envisioned the book as having "seasons", sort of like a television show. With this, the end of the series, I feel a sense of loss. TWP is an enjoyable book, with great characterization, solid art, and engaging stories. The comic industry is poorer for it's absence. Congrats on a great run, guys.

Earlier, I was speaking a little about books that the Direct Market doesn't support, and all-ages books aren't the only victims of their shortsightedness. Virtually all of the issues of this brilliant series were sold at a only handful of comic stores in our country. I've heard reports of some stores selling twenty or thirty copies. And yet most retailers still maintain that books like this won't sell at their stores. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that the only places that people who read comics like this just happen to live within ten miles of one of the few comic stores that actually stock the book. The real reason these books don't sell when they're actually stocked is because you've driven the customers that would buy them out.

And just to make sure that the retailers don't get all of my wrath this month, I'd like to point out that these retailers might be more willing to take some risks if comics we returnable, like other print material. Wake up publishers, if Diamond won't get off their asses and make comics returnable, then maybe you should. Sure, you may have to pulp some issues, but I'd be willing to bet that your orders would increase significantly.

All that being said, I'm really going to miss The Waiting Place. It was a touching, heart felt comic that had more to say about young people than a dozen WB drama's ever could. While I'm sure Sean and Mike will be moving on to some great new projects, I still consider losing this series a loss.

Actually, Diamond is actively against publishers going returnable on anything but a very specific overship basis. Despite that, some publishers like TOP SHELF and (I believe ANTARCTIC PRESS) do have policies where you can return new, saleable merchandise to them and exchange it for other books. Granted, it's not super-publicized, but as a retailer-only concern I can't see why it would need to be.

Cross-Gen also got retailers to take a greater look at their work buy making it returnable. I'm not sure if they still do it, but I'm certain it was a major factor in the fledgling comic publisher's modest success.

PUBLIC DOMAIN: A CHANNEL ZERO DESIGN BOOK
By Brian Wood
$12.95, b&w, 112pg, page 216, AIT/Planet Lar, NOV012105


I've been dying for this book. Ever since I interviewed Brian last year I've been desperate to get even further inside his head and see where CHANNEL ZERO came from.

I really like Channel Zero. I really liked the DUPE special, and I'm a fan of Brian Wood's art and design. This is really a no-brainer.

I wish more artists would do something like this. I don't mean an artbook; anyone can slap one of those together. No, I'd love to see a book detailing how someone like Chris Ware works and creates his comics.

POP GUN WAR #2
By Farel Dalrymple
$2.50, b&w, 24pg, page 212, Absence Of Ink Press, NOV012091


This is one of the lost gems of 2000, though I don't really know how lost it is, per say, considering how loudly it was shouted from the rooftops. The second issue to the beautifully illustrated, surreal tale of a boy who finds angel wings. I don't often recommend second issues, but I'm recommending this. Go and get it. And if you can find the first issue, get that too.

It's also worth mentioning that Farel won a Xeric grant for the first issue last year. They don't just give Xeric grants to anyone, so you know this is a quality book worth checking out. I'm hoping the new publisher Absence of Ink Press will make sure there is less of a gap between issue's this time.

WIZARD EDGE
$4.99, colour, 128 pages, Page 198, Wizard Publications, NOV


I'm sort of happy and sort of insulted. I mean on the one hand, this is a great opportunity for the 16-or-so books that are above this solicitation to get some much-needed and much-deserved attention. On the other hand, the solicitation prominently mentions books and creators almost entirely from the front of the catalogue, except not superheroes (or not entirely superheroes). I really, really want this to be good. I mean, I want it to be good a lot. But… no, let's leave it there. I'm expecting a lot out of this. I hope it doesn't disappoint.

It's Wizard, of course it'll disappoint. Someone once told me that It was pointless of me to be so hard on Wizard because it was what it was, and it caters to a willing audience. I agree, so why now is it courting another? The cynic could say that it's just another reason to talk more about Kevin Smith...

Whatever, Wizard can do what it wants, but I won't pretend that I'm not annoyed by Edge's lack of female creators or, in a mass e-mailing, Wizard referring to creators like Jim Mahfood and Andi Watson as 'newer' creators when both have had very long and successful careers.


I'm going to wait.

I'm not going to bother.

MOMENT OF SILENCE
cover by joe quesada & alex ross
kevin smith, joe quesada, bill jemas & brian michael bendis (w)/igor kordey, john romita jr., mark bagley & chuck austen (p)
• THE SCOOP: An all-star collection of creators craft four silent stories - with all proceeds going to the victims of 9•11•01.
• THE STORY: Inspired by the true events, four duos of titanic talent unite to remember the heroic sacrifices of 9•11•01. And, in keeping with our 'Nuff Said event, all stories will be told with images only. The creative teams include: Kevin Smith (DAREDEVIL, Green Arrow) and Igor Kordey (CABLE); Marvel's EIC Joe Quesada and John Romita Jr. (AMAZING SPIDER-MAN); Marvel Prez Bill Jemas and Mark Bagley (ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN); and Brian Michael Bendis (DAREDEVIL) and Chuck Austen (ELEKTRA). And it's all wrapped in a touching cover penciled by Quesada and painted by Alex Ross. Best of all, Marvel will give all proceeds to the families that lost loved ones during the attack on America.

• THE FORMAT: 32 pages, with no ads. Printed on glossy stock with a cardstock cover.
7-59606-tbd-00111 (MarvelPG)        3.50

If this is what I think it is, then Bendis recently announced that the art for his contribution will be done by none other than Scott Morse.

X-MEN: FALL OF THE MUTANTS Trade Paperback
Cover by Alan Davis
$24.95, FC, 272pg, page180, Marvel, NOV011852


Marvel, true to its word, is searching their archives for some of the classic stories that made them stars. In the 80's, it was all about X-Men. Chris Claremont was, after several years of towing the line, breaking out and turning the X-Men into his book.

You can now expect Chris to come along and make fun of me for talking about this, but screw him, he's not really right in the head.


I don't need to make fun of you. Your choices speak for themselves, fanboy.

Touch my God Phoenix!

THE ULTIMATES #1
By Mark Millar, Bryan Hitch, & Andrew Currie
$2.25, FC, 32pg, page 157, Marvel, NOV011803


I just read the Wizard preview of this and it's really, really good. Aside from the fact that Bryan Hitch is one of the best illustrators in the business, in my humble estimation, the story really appears to be one of the most thoroughly constructed superhero books in years. Seems like a lot of fun. I have no problem with well-done superhero books. This is going to be a very well done superhero book.

Mark Millar doesn't mess around when it comes to stretching the boundaries of superhero comics. He took Authority to the next, over the top step, leaving people asking 'Warren Who?' and remade the X-Men into a hip, counter culture teenage drama. I'm dying to see what he can do with the Avengers.

Marvel's Mangaverse Event

I think it's really telling that for all of the attention that Marvel has received lately for top-notch art and design on their comics, these books are looking even sharper and more attractive than their normal stuff. Granted, they're not all winners (X-Men, Ghost Rider…) but all in all, they're an incredibly sharp looking bunch. Special kudos go to SPIDER-MAN though, for being the hip, current, excellent looking book that Ultimate could have been.

Wow. Interesting slam on the Ultimate Spider-man book. I'm not sure how recasting Spider-man as a ninja trained by Uncle Ben is something that would have been cool as more than a one off, but I will admit that it looks fun. I'm also interested in checking out The Punisher and Fantastic Four.

I don't think ULTIMATE went far enough to re-cast spider-man in a current light. It's still really… old looking. Just look at that artwork, that's slicker than most computer animation, not to mention most comic books on the stands. Ultimate would have benefited from interiors that looked like it's covers. For a start.

Really now? I think the Ultimate Spider-man covers are a weakness myself. I don't think changing Spider-man as radically as this special issue would have been a very good idea. The Ultimates wasn't about starting from scratch, it was about pulling down 40 years of continuity and re-thinking the character. I'm not a teenager by any means anymore, but I'd like to think I'm still reasonably in touch with what will and will not work for them. If marketed correctly, I could easily see this book being popular fans of say WB's SMALLEVILLE. Can't you see a weekly drama based on the life of Peter Parker? I read Ultimate Spider-man and get the same feeling I get while watching the Superman drama.

NOBLE CAUSES #1
By Jay Faerber, Patrick Gleason, Amanda Conner, John Wycough & Jimmy Palmiotti
$2.95, FC, 32pg, page127, Image, NOV011515


Noble Causes is a buzz book. That is to say, it came out and found a lot of positive feedback, good sell-through, and an audience. So if you found this one on the racks at your local shop and decided to give it a try, remember to pre-order this book with your comic retailer. Because these sorts of books don't always see the increase in orders that they deserve. And this book deserves them.

And everyone should check out the wonderful article Jay wrote for us about the evolution of Nobel Causes located here http://www.popimage.com/industrial/101701jayfaerber.shtml

DARKMINDS: MACROPOLIS #1
By Chris Sarracini, Jo Chen, Christina Chen, and Alan Wang
$2.95, FC, 32 pages, Page 114, Image, NOV


No no no no no. I know what you're thinking. STRIKE IT FROM YOUR MIND. We've all heard it before, and it doesn't apply here. This series is beautiful, illustrated expertly by Jo Chen (who is frighteningly talented), and ably assisted by her sister Christina Chen. It is written by a friend of mine named Chris Sarracini, and he can really write. So I'm going to tell you, drop all your pre-conceived notions about Dreamwave, and DARKMINDS in particular. This is going to be an

 


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USAGI YOJIMBO VOL. #1
Reviewed by Marc Deering

Rediscovering the ronin rabbit!

by Stan Sakai
Trade paperback
Fantagraphics
$14.95

I should be smacked. Really. See, I was just getting into comics when the "Black & White" explosion hit comics. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters, Hamster Vice, Eclipse Comics, First Comics, all of them. I was there when they hit. Except I missed USAGI YOJIMBO. Oh, I saw it on the shelf, but I missed it. I'm paying for that mistake now, as I try to hunt down all the trades and spend a fortune on trying to read the entire series to date. Much to Stan's delight.

At the Pittsburgh Comicon 2001 this past April I found the first volume of the series at the Fantagraphics table. (Hehe, as a side note, Augie and I were fighting over who would buy it first and get to read it. You can see who won now, right?) Anyway.

I met Stan Sakai at last years' EXPO in Bethesda, MD, came across VOLUME #1 and haven't stopped loving it since.

VOLUME #1 is great. Stan sets up a character and world rich with history and culture. It's like walking in on an epic and watching it unfold before your eyes. Stan's art starts off very basic. That's not a bad thing, it's just that if you look at the earlier Usagi and compare it to the more recent stuff, you can see a big difference in the style of his art and the grace of his page layouts.

VOL. 1 is a great introduction to the character. Usagi is a wandering ronin, or masterless samurai, seeking shelter for the night. A lonely old woman takes him in and relates the story of a goblin terrorizing people in the nearby mountain. Usagi confronts the goblin but the story ends with a twist that you don't see coming. The first story shows you a hardened samurai sticking to the code of Bushido through even the toughest situations. More stories ensue and you are introduced to a wide variety of characters including Gennosuke, a character that still in comic to this day. The two stories featuring Genn are the funniest I've read in Usagi Yojimbo.

Overall, this is a series I'm very sorry I missed out on all those years ago. I am a huge fan of Fuedal Japan and the history involved in that era. If you are a fan of LONE WOLF & CUB this is a series to pick up. It has the same feeling that LW&C gives off. I highly recommend this series and with #50 on it's way, it should be a great jumping-on point for everyone else. Beautiful stuff.

Go. Buy it.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

 


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FLASH: RACE AGAINST TIME
Reviewed by Brent A. Keane

For diehard speedfreaks only
Written by Mark Waid and Brian Augustyn
Art by Oscar Jimenez, Jim Cheung, Anthony Castrillo and Sergio Cariello
168 page trade paperback
DC Comics
$14.95 US


Two words, right up front: don’t bother. Not unless you’re completely au fait with FLASH continuity. Since this follows on from a previous collection, DEAD HEAT (wherein Wally West – a.k.a. the Flash, the fastest man alive – defeated a self-proclaimed ‘god of speed’ named Savitar). Opening to the beginning of this volume is akin to walking in halfway through a movie. To wit:

· You’re utterly lost…not unlike the title character, bouncing through the timestream for a goodly part of the story.

· You’re baffled by the inconsistent art – Jimenez is at the top of his game, but Cheung’s proto-manga stylings underwhelm; Castrillo’s uncanny resemblance to early John Byrne borders on plagiarism; and Cariello turns in a lacklustre effort come the book’s climax.

· You’re confused by the aforesaid time-travel story line. If you don’t get the references, you miss out. Truth be told, you’re only seeing a glimpse of a long-range plot.

True, the dialogue snaps and the character interplay is fleshed out nicely, but it’s all for naught if you don’t care for the players. If you don’t know one Flash from another – and there are quite a few running through this book – then stay away.

NEUTRAL

 


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INTERVIEW: JAY STEPHENS
Conducted by Jonathan Ellis

"You wish for interview, no? Hmmm...

...an opportunity to warp tender young minds with impressive story of evil lifestyle...

...a little something for the future henchmen and goons, perhaps?"

That little tidbit comes courtesy of the current JETCAT CLUBHOUSE series available now from Oni Press. For those unfamiliar, Jay Stephens grew up in the not so quaint suburbs filling his days doodling away with images of bloody wolverine claws and daydreaming on fields of grass of the day he could exploit his cute little insomnia inspired creations into truckloads of cash. The trucks got stuck on the highway so Jay had some time while anticipating their arrival to share a few words with us.

PopImage: Now one of the things I want to know is, how do you go from Sir John A McDonald to having, what, half a dozen animation deals going on?

Jay: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you set out to prove your junior high school classmates were idiots.

Last we talked you mentioned selling your X-MEN comics for drug money. Exactly how many grams does the Dark Phoenix Saga go for?

At some point in my sixteenth year, it hit me. I could keep spending cash on slowly rotting paper products, or party with my girlfriend. My priorities have been straight ever since. Only difference now is that I have my own comics to peddle!

Although your work is primarily rooted in the indy scene, your name pops up every so often with titles such as THE INVISIBLES and ALIENS. How did you first get involved with the big name companies?

It's all a kind of "WHO YOU KNOW" scene, really. All the indy editors, creators and fans end up at major publishers eventually. It's gravitational. But INVISIBLES and ALIENS aren't mainstream. 30,000 copies isn't mainstream, it's underground! NICKELODEON MAGAZINE and CHICKADEE... NOW THAT'S MAINSTREAM.

I know many in the indy field sometimes get angered over certain creators going mainstream, I mean the nerve of some cartoonists wanting to make a living, do you ever feel certain talent don't belong doing work in the mainstream market?

Um, well, I just declared that there wasn't any such thing as "MAINSTREAM" comics, didn't I? But, really, the popular comics are in a constant state of flux, just as all pop culture is. Today's underground is tomorrows mainstream. That's just as true for comics as it is for music, film, fashion, and everything else.

How has reaction been from your strip in CHICKADEE magazine? A kids magazine, but with sales records most comic creators would whore themselves for.

Yeah. It rocks. Some months we get around a hundred letters from fans. All kids aged 6-9. Who says kids aren't reading comics anymore? They're just not reading piece-of-crap comic books.

Would you ever consider publishing your books through Scholastic to get them in the hands of more younger readers?

I've done work for the magazine in the past. NICKELODEON and OWL also do some publishing outside of their ongoing magazines... it's a matter of time, really.

What is it about the all ages and young readers markets that appeals to you?

One thing that keeps coming up in discussions about the rotten state of the industry, is that there's an obvious lack of 'entry level' comics. The kind of comics that get young readers excited, and make them into life long comic book readers. Apparently, I'm the only guy in the whole business who took this seriously.

ATOMIC CITY TALES, which was really your break out series gave nods to titles like the old FANTASTIC FOUR and EC Horror books. Any plans to do another series in the same style?

Hell, yes! Oni [Press] will be reprinting the first ATOMIC CITY TALES collection in April 2002, with the second collection following soon after. And parts of the MADMAN/JETCAT project will be in that style, too. There are more plans for ATOMIC CITY projects that are still in developmental stages, as well.

There wouldn't happen to be ANOTHER animation deal planned for ATOMIC CITY TALES as well, would there?

Naw... that would be ostentatious.

Your work has been described as having that Saturday morning cartoon feel - what cartoons were your faves growing up? What shows are you watching now?

I watched way too much TV as a kid. MIGHTY MOUSE, TOM AND JERRY, the bulk of HANNA-BARBERRA, ASTRO BOY, and the old FLEISHER CARTOONS... Boy, those were the days. Nowadays I'm stuck watching stuff that my three-year-old daughter watches. ARTHUR's not so bad, actually. From what I do catch, I like TEACHER'S PET, FUTURAMA, MOUSEWORKS, and all of Bruce Timm's junk.

Ever a big fan of those old books - Mr. Happy, Mr. Snow, etc?

Not really. My daughter has a bunch of those 'Mr. Men' books. I was more of a BARBAPAPA kind of guy.

Monkeys. Cute chaos. Everyone likes monkeys. You have theories on this, lets hear them.

You know that our smiles and laughter evolved out of the simian response to fear... chattering and bearing teeth. Presumably, fear and insecurity are at the root of everything humans find humourous.

Wow. What an intelligent and thoughtful response. Did you read that in TIME or something?

My cousin's a monkey.

How did MADMAN/JETCAT come about? What will be the premise behind the series?

I'm not telling yet! It's really good and I don't want to spoil it. Doc Allred and I have been itching to jam for a while, and this seemed like the right moment.

You've got tons of collections coming up from Oni [Press] - how did you get involved with them and what are the current plans for the collections?

I'd known ONI editor Jamie Rich at DARK HORSE (See? It's all who you know) and liked some of the new books they were putting out. I basically pitched them the JETCAT CLUBHOUSE book over the table at San Diego. I've never been happier with a publisher (Though I guess that's not saying much, considering how often I've been screwed!), and I'm thrilled about having all my collections at a single publisher. The ODDVILLE reprint is due in January, ATOMIC CITY TALES-1 in April, JETCAT CLUBHOUSE in August, and ATOMIC CITY TALES-2 in October!

What inspirationed you to create characters like Jetcat and Space Ape?

Joy. Insomnia. Maybe both.

The Martian Manhunter used to have a little orange alien sidekick which you recently submitted a pitch to revive. Could you tell us a little about that?

Yeah, ZOOK. When writer Jean-Marc L'officier and I proposed a new ZOOK book to DC, they looked at us like we were heretics! They'd rather everyone forgot that a Pidgin-English speaking, interdimensional orange imp ever happened, I think. Just mentioning the name makes them throw you out on the street! I noticed Evan Dorkin was able to sneak ZOOK cameos into the BIZARRO book...
They probably haven't noticed yet.

And what about plans for a Bat-mite book? Maybe in the same vein of the recent Bizarro book?

I was happy to draw Batmite for a few panels of Dorkin's WORLD'S FUNNEST, but I doubt the opportunity till arise again anytime soon. DC has no sense of humour. Teeth firmly shrouded in lip at all times. Despite the constant moaning and groaning about how fewer and fewer people are reading comics...

Any confirmation on plans to work on Daniel Breretons NOCTURNALS: THE HIDEOUS LEAGUE?

Nope. I'd love to work with Dan on those characters again (we got really good feedback from their first appearance in NOCTURNALS: THE TROLL BRIDGE), but my calender is full for the time being.

What advice, if any, would you give to those trying to make it in the Biz today?

Don't even bother unless you love the art form so much that you have no other choice. It's harsh... but the rewards are there if you can manage to hang in for the long term. I seriously recommend trying everything else... illustration, mural painting, animation, graphic design, children's books, tattooing... before succumbing to comics.

What comic titles are you reading now?

DRAWN AND QUARTERLY, STRAY BULLETS/MURDER ME DEAD, LOVE AND ROCKETS, THB, SOF'BOY, HELLBOY, EIGHTBALL, NEW X-MEN, SUGAR BOOGER, PALOOKAVILLE, TOM STRONG, everything by Jim Woodring, Lewis Trondheim, Darwyn Cooke, Julie Doucet, and Joaan Sfar, MONKEYSUIT, X-FORCE, Rocco Vargas, geez... I could go on forever!

Comics journalism, in any form, how important is it?

Eight out of ten.

Finish these sentences;
Right now, in the industry we need more...
Talent.
and less... hype.
and the weirdest thing anyone ever asked me to draw was... your momma.

Of course you can't leave without plugging. Plugging everything you can.

Plug. Plug. Plug...


Plug.

OK. 2002 will see four TPB's of mine published through ONI Press. If you didn't catch 'em the first time, you should pick up ODDVILLE! (JAN.), GO POWER!, THE COMPLETE ATOMIC CITY TALES VOL.1 (APRIL), and THE LAND OF NOD TREASURY (which is out now).

And there's even a couple of books for established Stephens sympathizers, the JETCAT CLUBHOUSE collection in August, and the long awaited SECOND ATOMIC CITY COLLECTION coming next fall. For the young and/or curious, CHICK AND DEE continues monthly in CHICKADEE MAGAZINE, With occasional digest-sized specials with more comics, puzzles and games. All this junk is detailed and linked on my website Jay Stephens.com, so check it out.

Thanks Jay.

 


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