It’s now
been 10 days since SPX ended, and I’ve almost got enough distance to put
the entire event together in my head.

SPX, or The
Small Press Expo, is held every year (terrorism permitting) in Bethesda,
MD, and is the pre-eminent gathering of small- and self-publishers. Basically,
everyone that’s in the back half of Diamond’s PREVIEWS catalogue, and
everyone that can’t get in to said catalogue get together and sell their
wares.

Christopher "Your Host" Butcher and Andrew
"I've been boiling kittens" Wheeler welcome you to the
con report.
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For whatever
reason, SPX was the most-photographed comic convention of any I’ve
been to in years (which is remarkably helpful when you’re writing
a con-report 10 days later and trying to remember… everything). There
are hundreds of pictures up online of people at the convention, and
people drinking at bars afterwards as well. In scanning all of those
photo-archives to prepare this column, I’ve noticed one surprising
thing about them: I’m grinning like an idiot in nearly every photo
that I’m in. It’s true. I was having, un-self-consciously, such a
good time at this shin-dig I couldn’t help but smile… It’s been remarked
that even people that were stressed-out-to-the-gills at other conventions
this year were kicking back and having fun, and I think that, more
or less, sums up the SPX experience. It really is a good time for
everyone involved, where the bitching and back-biting and politics
take a back seat to selling a lot of comics and enjoying your surroundings.
A positive comics experience, and I think we could all use one of
those every once in a while…

"I'm sorry, I thought I heard you backing out 20
hours before we're leaving. Surely, I misheard. Surely." - Peter
Birkemoe of the Beguiling in Toronto
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But on to the
actual convention! I tried to back out at the last second, you know. I wasn’t
convinced ahead of time that this would be a positive comics experience,
but luckily my ride down wouldn’t let me. Thanks go to Peter Birkemoe, owner
of the Beguiling (the best store in Canada, as far as I’m concerned) for
keeping me roped in… Oh, yes, my ride-down partners. Well, there was Peter,
the Norwegian cartoonist Jason of SCHHHHHH! and HEY, WAIT! fame,
Joe Matt (PEEPSHOW), Marcel Guildemone (APORIATICA), and Marc Ngui (Something
something). So basically, 4 incredibly talented artists, the owner of the
best store I’ve been to, and me… Suffice to say I felt a little outclassed
until I realized I had superior taste in music (stop sniggering) and pretty
much hogged the CD player the whole way down…
Joe Matt:
Uh… What’s this song?
Me: It’s
Belle & Sebastian. It’s called I’m Waking Up To Us.
Joe: Oh…
Um, you know we’ve got some Chet Baker back here! I just gave the disc
to Jason and…
Me: Uh…
that’s okay. Maybe after this disc.
Suffice to
say, we listened to no Chet Baker.

Karon and Greg, relaxing Saturday Night.
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This year I
figured since I a) wasn’t going to be sitting at a booth, and b) wasn’t
going to be asleep for the majority of the convention, that I’d do the right
thing and volunteer for a few shifts with the organizers. So immediately
upon arriving at the convention (well, after breakfast and a quick nap…)
I made a point of checking in with Volunteer Co-ordinator Karon Flage, who
immediately commented “Wow, have you lost a lot of weight?” Despite the
fact she’s likely confused me with someone else, I really love Karon Flage
now. Actually, she was sort of a machine this weekend… Solving problems,
assigning tasks, doing a fair number of tasks herself… completely unfazed
by whatever got thrown at her. Impressive.
Speaking
of convention organizers, online personality and reviewer Greg McElhatton
(that’s pronounced Mackrel-Hat-On, apperantly according to a number of
people I talked to this weekend) was head of the SPX steering committee
this year, and did a pretty amazing job (as did everyone involved) of
putting together an excellent, painless show. That non-stop grinning I
refer to above, that’s as much the result of their hard work as it is
the people I got to hang around with, so a round of applause goes their
way. Particularly to Greg who was so run down by Sunday afternoon that
he could barely stand…

Aw, they're in love!
Drew Gilbert and Antony Johnston.
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Sunday Afternoon?!
I’m getting ahead of myself here. Friday was the first day of the convention,
held across a number of conference rooms in a Holiday Inn. Despite what
the image that spot of text may conjure for you if you’ve never been to
SPX, it’s actually quite a wonderful spot, very cozy and decked out in chandeliers
and cherry-wood finishes. Really quite a nice atmosphere. I immediately
checked in with my publishers (and all around excellent people) Scott and
Kristen Brown. Actually, by checked-in-with, I meant ‘ran into them in the
con suite eating pigs in a blanket’, which is about the same thing… Scott
was at the con pimping his newest book, ROSEMARY’S BACKPACK, an all-ages
title by Antony Johnston and Drew Gilbert (both of whom were at the convention,
and are excellent people to boot).
I
also met my long-time online friend (and former PopImage Editor) Brad Colins
who flew into the con from Australia. It’s always excellent meeting people
you’ve only known online, and Brad’s a great fucking guy. I only wish we
could’ve hung out more… ah, regrets… Anyhow, Brad if you’re reading, I really
am sorry if I embarrassed you at dinner Friday (and we’ll get to that in
a moment).
Once I’d
introduced myself at the Cyberosia booth, I did a quick walk-around of
the con floor, and I was really impressed with pretty much everything.
This convention is generally filled with some of the most unique and hard-to-find
material in the industry, and gazing on row-after-row of beautiful looking
foreign books, and some gorgeously produced mini-comics, I could see that
I hadn’t budgeted nearly enough money for purchases. Some of it would
definitely have to come out of the alcohol fund…
Standing
out among the people I ran into on Friday, Carla Speed McNeil, the lovely
and talented creator of FINDER was setting up her booth as I stopped by
to say hello. There seemed to be a moment of trepedation as she decided
whether or not to lay out all four of her Eisner nominations for this
year (very-much deserved, by the way). Luckily, she did, and here's to
hoping the official stamp of quality drew in a few more readers. Speaking
of "drawing people in", Speed was responsible for all of the
artwork on this year's Convention Badges. They looked realy fabulous,
and dropping them in the text here really wouldn't do them justice, so
click here to see large scans
of all of the badges. If you’re not alreadyfollowing FINDER you can pick
it up in one of four trade paperbacks, available at her website http://www.lightspeedpress.com.
Jason
Shiga is a very weird guy. That said, I love the hell out of his work.
He’s got sort of an idiot-savant thing going, and his sense of pacing
is really brilliant. I previously loved his Xeric-winning self-published
DOUBLE HAPPINESS, and was pleased to see his FLEEP book had made it out
for SPX. It involves a theoretical math problem, current events, and a
man drinking his own urine… Well, it’s better than it sounds. MUCH better,
actually, and you should strongly consider picking it up when it eventually
hits (better) comic stores everywhere… If yours isn't one of the better
stores, visit http://www.shigabooks.com
for info.
EPOXY
is probably the best comic you aren’t reading. It’s a one man anthology
by John Pham, and the gorgeous third issue is going to be solicited through
Diamond any day now. I bought everything I could from John (except for
a really nice-but-too-rich-for-my-blood garage kit) in San Diego, and
instead decided to do a short interview, harangued him for a sketch in
my sketchbook, and just shot the shit for a while. I really love EPOXY,
and I recommend it un-reservedly to anyone reading this. Head over to
http://www.epoxypress.com/ for more info.
Mini-comics
genius Sean Bieri was also in attendance, and that was a really pleasant
surprise as I hadn’t expected to see him. He had a couple of new comics
since I had last seen him, as well as these funny little fake-wacky-packs
for vegetarians…. I suppose you’d really have to see it for yourself.
At any rate, JAPE, Bieri’s humour mini-comic, is pretty damned brilliant.
You can order it directly from him, and because I’m into breaking fair
use laws, I’ve reproduced one of the strips below without express written
consent. Read, laugh, contact him at elefish@metrotimes.net
to buy his work.

"The Sean of Tommorow" by Sean Bieri, from JAPE
#8.
The Cyberosia
table, where I actually spent most of my time (as they published My Book)
was located right next to the Oni Press table. Although the head Oni fellows
couldn’t make it out to the convention (something about being too old
and enfeebled to make it to another comic convention this summer), their
table was well-attended with creators like Jen Van Meter and Christine
Norrie of the first HOPELESS SAVAGES mini-series, ARGOBOTS illustrator
Mike Norton, and Neal Schaffer and Daniel Krall, the creative team for
the new ONE PLUS ONE mini-series (although I should point out that writer
Neal didn’t get there until Saturday, but we’re bending time a little
bit here).

Jen Van Meter, Christine Norrie, and Neal Schaffer.
Jen and Christine
were fabulous to hang out with, and when Jen ran off for a quick break,
I got to be ‘replacement Jen’ for a little while. My aggressive sales
technique (ah… retail) earned me a sale of the first HOPELESS SAVAGES
TPB, and words of praise from Christine (“Wow, you should be behind the
table at every convention.”) Of course, Jen eventually came back
and although she was content to sit and talk for a little while (allowing
me to continue to be replacement Jen), it was getting late in the day
and I hadn’t made my way around the entire con yet… So I took my leave
of the Oni fellows and headed over to…
Jeff
Mason and Alternative Comics. I actually meant to sit down and have a
chat with Jeff about the possible re-launch of INDY magazine, when he
immediately started screaming “Chris Wharton!” at me as soon as the words
left my lips. Apperantly, he was screaming FOR Chris Wharton, who’s the
new editor of Indy Magazine, which is going to be re-launched as an online
venture starting in February. Chris comes over and introduces himself,
and he listens to me babble tiredly about my ideas, managing to seem genuinely
interested. He’s a very cool guy, actually, and I’m looking forward to
the new venture. I want to inundate him and Jeff with a few more ideas
soon, but I was in CON MODE by this point and sort of eager to meet everyone
as quickly as possible.
I
stopped by and said hi to Tim Fish and Jay Laird, who’re regulars
on a the Gays & Comics Forum (which I co-moderate), as well
as their friend and table-mate David Ortega. Tim is the writer/artist
of CAVALCADE OF BOYS, a really great comic book about ‘the gay life’,
and YOUNG
BOTTOMS IN LOVE a web-strip set to start running soon at PopImage.[Editor's
note: actually, it starts today...] Jay does some brilliant
photography, as well as a digital comic called TALES FROM THE BURNING
VILLAGE. Unfortunately, I can’t remember what Dave Ortega does at
all, but all three of them are really nice guys (and were my roommates
for the weekend too). You can find out more about their work at
http://www.timfishworks.com/.
I headed
over to Kris Dresen’s table next. Kris is the creator of MANYA and MAX
& LILY. She’s stopped by the Gays & Comics Forum a few times to
say hello, so I wanted to make a point of saying hello back. I’ve been
a fan of her work since… well, forever really, when I picked up a copy
of MANYA and the first
MAX
& LILY book, WHATEVER THEY ARE at a convention on a whim when I was
younger. Kris had a new MANYA out and a new MAX & LILY mini-comic,
so I picked up both and grabbed a very, very cool sketch to boot. I’ve
already lent MANYA to a friend of mine to read since I’ve been back from
the convention, and she loved it. She’s been reading a lot of comics
lately, mostly Tomine and Clowes, and been adoring them too, but MANYA
seems to have hit the nail on the head. I think next time she has a birthday,
she’s getting a complete set… Let that be a lesson to you guys (and girl-liking
girls), MANYA is loved by women… and Kris Dresen isn’t too shabby herself
(not that I’d ever notice such a thing, being a gentleman, of course)…
Ahem. This whole paragraph is going to land me in trouble, isn’t it? Ah
well, I’ll go out with a bang and say that you should visit http://www.maxandlily.com
and buy whatever you can get your hands on. [Editor's Note: I mis-spelled DRESEN as DRESDEN for like a week.
I'm really, really sorry Kris.]
There was
more conning to be done, but I really needed a nap. An eight-and-a-half-hour
drive from Toronto to Bethesda starting at 10pm the previous evening can
really take it out of a guy. So I slept for an hour (and only an hour,
thanks) and then made it back to the con floor. I ran into my friend Johanna
Draper Carlson (of the website COMICS WORTH READING), Marc Deering (inker,
former PI Staffer, and all around good guy), and Ed Mathews (the EIC of
PopImage, and my gracious host for the convention). It’s at this point
I’ll have to explain to you the concept of the Big Gay Dinner.
You
see, there are gay people in the comic book industry. Yes, I know, I didn’t
believe it at first myself, back when I’d only been exposed to WIZARD
magazine, but they’re here & queer and we all went out to dinner.
Well, all of us in attendence, at any rate. The always fabulous Aman Chaudhary,
he of FRIGHTENING CURVES and AMAN ABOUT TOWN fame and Ed Mathews, he of
KISSING STRAIGHT BOYS fame put the evening together. Of course, by the
time they put the evening together, it was a party of 46 people attending.
Those gays and their parties… Anyhow, we set off for the Mongolian Barbecue
exactly on time, despite the fact that some homosexuals who shall remain
unnamed were late by at least 15 minutes, and were in a pissy mood
about it for the rest of the evening… That’s alright Wheeler, I still
love you.

From Left To Right: Dave, Aman Chaudhary, Tim Fish,
Jay Laird, Ed Mathews, David Frankel, Christopher Butcher.

Big Gay
Dinner Associates: (l to r) Marc Deering, Some Guy Who happened to
make his way into the photo, Christine Norrie, Jen Van Meter, Andrew
Wheeler, Aman Chaudhary, Antony Johnston, Kristen, Drew Gilbert. |
The Big Gay
Dinner was quite fun, despite the fact that we and our associates took up
over half of the restaurant… Ah well. Not pictured is Brad Colins, who was
there but decided to be the one taking the photo, as he was fairly terrified
of our behaviour. What, Australia doesn’t have tables full of gay men talking
about Golden Showers Brad? Heh… Sorry again… ;
Having had
our fill of Mongolian food, we headed back to the convention bar, where
we were greeted by an absolute swarm of people. Actually, if I have one
gripe about this weekend, it’s the fact that the alcohol was really outrageous
overpriced. A gin & tonic cost me $8.40, which is in the neighborhood
of thirteen dollars, Canadian. Luckily, there were free drink passes floating
around, but unluckily it took me an $8 Gin & Tonic to find that out.
But enough grousing… I circulated amongst the crowd for quite a while,
saying hullo and how-do-you-do to all sorts of folks. I made a point of
having an intelligent conversation with Johanna, to make up for being
tired and uncommunicative earlier, and was handed a number of free drink
cards by the independent publisher’s best friend, Patrick Jodoin of Quebecor
Priting.
Life
is good, sometimes… and then you spot Bob Schreck talking to Aman and
Ed and the rest of your friends. Bob Schreck who you’ve sort of looked
up for a little while now and Bob Schreck who even your non-industry-friend-Scott
got to meet in San Diego and you didn’t... So I went over and hung out.
I mean, what would you do? Bob’s a helluva a guy, and a fun person to
drink with (he also drinks the girly-drinks as I do), and I’m glad I got
to meet him. Of course, where we were standing by the bar was getting
a bit full of people and I was getting jostled fairly regularly, so I
excused myself and headed further away where there were chairs and tables.
It’s
at this point I completely ignored Sally Pickles and Paul Hanna, who I’ve
known online for ages. In my defense, I blame it on the drink. Of course,
the next day I’m soundly chastised for this behaviour (deservedly so)
and spend the rest of the weekend apologizing).
It’s at that
point that I get really tired and head off to bed. This Journal’s on Page
4 and I haven’t even gotten to Saturday yet… I hope you’re still reading.
:).
Saturday
is the big day at the convention as it’s the last day there’s a dealer’s
room open. Of course, I’m so tired from the drive and the drink the night
before, I end up sleeping in just long enough to be five minutes late
for my Friday volunteer shift… at 1pm… Gah. Karon doesn’t seem to mind
though, and I am immediately sat down in front of a cashbox with several
thousand dollars. It’s nice to know that despite being renowned as something
of a dick, I’m a trustworthy dick at the very least.
The wonderful
thing about volunteering is that I got to personally sign in nearly 200
people to the convention. While that might not seem particularly special,
I want to take this time to point out that the male to female ratio of
folks I checked in was nearly even, and there were many different ethnicities
and ages (from 3 months to probably 60 years old). It was really quite
heartening to see the diversity that the show attracted, and day two of
the convention continued my positive comics experience vibe.
I’ve
never had three hours pass by so quickly. Three cheers to the lovely Tricia
Ellis (of the Warren Ellis Forum, no relation) and David Gallaher (ha-ha,
Ed kissed you) for helping it breeze by.
I spent the
rest of the day apologizing to Sally and Paul, talking to Chris Wharton
more about the re-launched indy, taking in new mini-comics and
full-sizes and what not, wandering the floor and enjoying myself. Here’s
a few quick notes:
One of the
first people I ran into was Jose Vilarrubia, the photographer and artist
responsible for work on VEILS and PROMETHEA and countless coloured pages
for Marvel Comics. Jose is a fabulous human being, and was nice enough
to show me more of his art from the upcoming Alan Moore projects VOICE
OF THE FIRE and THE MIRROR OF LOVE. He's doing a brilliant combination
of photography and digital imaging to make some incredible pieces for
these books, to be published in 2003 by Top Shelf. Jose was actually sitting
with one of Marvel's production fellows (I think his name was Chris) as
well as Marvel Editor Andrew Lis, who made the trip to down to Bethesda
with his wife Christine Norrie. Lis was proudly showing off the then-unreleased
CAPTAIN AMERICA: RED WHITE AND BLUE HC which featured several off-kilter
takes on Cap by some of the best that indy comics had to offer (many people
have described Evan Dorkin's story as worth the price of admission on
it's own). At any rate, Jose unfortunately couldn't stay at the convention
very long, and it's too bad I only get to see him once or twice a year.
He's a fabulously interesting person and we always have the most interesting
conversations...

It's Alan
Moore, and I think he's smiling... Be afraid.
Alan Moore, Jose Vilarrubia, and Melinda Gebbie. From the forthcoming
book
VOICE OF THE FIRE.
I
stopped by the MEATHAUS (meat-house) table and sort of said hello to the
vast assemblage of brilliant artists and writers there. Among them, which
surprised me, was Becky Cloonan. Becky is a brilliant illustrator and
I eat up her work like candy. She just finished a short story in REVOLVING
HAMMER for Cyberosia, MEATHAUS #6 for Meathaus, and is illustrating JENNIE
ONE for AiT/PlanetLar in January. She gave me all of her recent mini-comics/zines,
up to and including actually putting one together and stapling it for
me… They’re all really quite great (although SOMETHING PERFECT is still
my favorite). Hit up her web-site at http://www.estregious.com
and order these, they’re brill.
I
ran into Ted Naifeh, who’s just finished COURTNEY CRUMRIN AND THE NIGHT
THINGS for Oni, and is following it up with a sequel as well as HOW LOATHSOME
with Tristan Crane for NBM Publishing. He gave me a very cool preview
booklet for the series, and you can find the contents of it up at www.howloathesome.com. I think the world
is ready for a truly fucked-up queer comic, and queer in the queerest
sense of the word too. Ted was decked out in Glam Rock t-shirts and pink
hair all weekend, and he and Aman (although neither of them knew it) were
constantly fighting for the tag of “Most Fabulous at SPX”. I’ll leave
it up to you, gentle reader, to decide who won…
Perhaps
the only real new find at the Expo, for me, was a knew Xeric-award
winning book called LUMAKICK by Richard Hahn. I was walking by his table
and drawn in by his very pretty watercolour covers and art pieces. The
first issue of his comic is due out this winter, and having it currently
in my hot little hands I’m very impressed with it. It’s a collection of
surreal short-stories, loosely tired together by the fact that they may
or may not be dreams of the dreamer depicted in the comics, or of Richard
himself. They’re all illustrated in a meticulous single-line-width style
that reminds me more of technical illustrations than comics, but in a
good way. These are interspersed with some very funny single-page
gag strips entitled CLEMENZA & TESSIO. Honestly, the entire package
is very, very solid. I’m a bit annoyed that it’s $5, but it’s 41 pages
and it’s really quite nice. Worth your money when it shows up in PREVIEWS
in a month or two.

Nancy & Simon from Derek Kirk's
SAME DIFFERENCE.
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On my way back
to the Cyberosia table before the con closed, I stopped in to talk to Derek
Kirk at the Alternative Comics table. Derek is an incredibly talented illustrator
who I envy and secretly hate for his ability to make all of his drawings
look so effortless. He did a brilliant book called DUNCAN’S KINGDOM for
Image, which is now available online in it’s entirety, and a series of short
stories under the banner “Small Stories”. Anyhow, I was talking to Derek
and just constantly distracted by this strange yellow t-shirt above him,
taped to the wall. It was the JEREMY T-Shirt, from James Kolchaka’s PEANUTBUTTER
& JEREMY comic. I haven’t bought a comic t-shirt in something like five
years, and I bought that one (and a steal at $10 too). I was transfixed.
Or maybe it was just because it matched my sunglasses. The point of this
anecdote is, visit www.smallstoriesonline.com
and read all Derek’s comics for free. That’ll learn him! (Actually, starting
October 1st you can pay to read Derek’s HALF-EMPTY online
at www.serializer.net as well, and I recommend
you do that too).
And then
the con was over.
It felt a
little weird, after four-and-a-half-days of the San Diego Comic Convention
to have people packing up their stuff and getting ready to head out after
only two. In my quick survey of the con hall though, everyone commented
on incredibly brisk sales, most matching or exceeding their sales at Chicago
and San Diego, despite having less than half the time to do it in. That’s
saying a hell of a lot for the show, and it reflects very well on the
people who organized it.
We more-or-less
immediately headed out to dinner at the Rock Bottom Brewery, and our modest
party of only 19 people was sat close together over four tables or so.
Pretty much everyone from the Cyberosia-extended-family attended, and
it’s at this point I’ll name them in the following photos. I apologize
for not naming everyone before, but honestly there were a hell of a lot
of you. :)
Picture One:
(l to r) Ed Mathews (PopImage), Unknown, Brad Colins (Revolving Hammer),
"Old Scratch".
Picture Two:
(l to r) Unknown guy, Kristen Brown (Cyberosia), Scott Brown (Cyberosia),
Andrew Wheeler (NinthArt), Antony Johnston (Rosemary's Backpack), Some
Jackass, Phillip SomethingOrOther.
Picture Three:
(l to r) Kirsten (Drew Gilbert's Fiance), Some girl, David Gallaher, Some
Guy, Some other Guy, Yet Another Girl, Drew Gilbert (Rosemary's Backpack).
Picture Four:
Mike Norton (Argobots)
Mike Norton
came and sat down with us (he also took all of the above photos, thanks
Mike!). Apperantly his table had 19 people of their own, and he just wanted
to get away for a while. I really like Mike, he’s really down to earth
and just frighteningly talented… And forgiving, especially after I ragged
him about some grey-tones last year… Heh. Ah well, hazards of having a
big mouth I suppose. Still, run out and grab ARGOBOTS. The third issue
has some especially brilliant art (I watched him draw much of it at the
table all weekend).
Following
dinner were the Ignatz awards back at the hotel. I honestly didn’t care
too terribly much about them going in, but they were really a fun little
awards show. I won’t talk too much about them, they were much better covered
elsewhere, but I will say that the nice Transvestite representing the
coming re-launch of Factsheet Five made for an interesting person to sit
next to. No one better to make snarky remarks with. :)
Strangely
enough, I actually picked up a comic book at the awards show. The first
convention I ever attended was the San Diego Comic Con 1999 with Jimmie
Robinson (I was colouring his series EVIL & MALICE at the time). Jimmie
has been around the bay area doing comics forever, and so he sort of knew
everyone at the convention. I was introduced to probably fifty
people, while I was there, and I think the only one I actually rememebered
was Derek Kirk. Heh. Anyway, one of those people actually rememebered
ME, and her name is Lark Pien, who was actually up for an Ignatz for her
LONG TAIL KITTY book. She gave me a copy of the newest, and she's incredibly
cool and nice (as I didn't immediately rememeber her). Her comic was great
too, actually, very subversively childlike with great art... Comics abound.
You can find out more about Lark's work at http://www.qdcomic.com/artists/pien.htm.
Chris
and Bob Schreck. Bob is singing, Chris is still grinning like an
idiot.
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Done with the
awards? Back to the bar! I’ve figured out the secret, by the way, of bar
schmoozing at conventions. You sit in one place with alcohol and good people,
and then everyone comes to schmooze with you instead of vice versa. So Jen
Van Meter bought me a whisky because Jen Van Meter is a much classier person
than I am, and we made catty remarks about people schmoozing while sitting
at a prime table overlooking the entire bar. Then Bob Schreck came back
and joined us for drinks, which in turn brought over Frank Miller, Diana
Schutz, Heidi MacDonald, and Jen Contino from the Pulse. More interesting
conversations you couldn’t ask for

David Frankel in the Gay Rodeo.
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until Aman,
Tim, and Jay showed up from wandering DC and dropping in on the Gay Rodeo
after-party. Not a slight, but there’s something about Aman that brings
out a certain flair in the conversation. Anyway, Bob bought me a drink,
I admitted to having a crush on Matt Wagner when I was younger, and then…
hell, it’s a bit of a blur to be honest. Luckily there are photos, and I
remember something about Bob in Rocky Horror Picture Show… Although I have
no idea what he was singing in this photograph… But anyway, everyone was
cracking jokes, talking about comics and everything else but comics as well…
No bitching, back-biting, no politics. Exactly what I was hoping for that
weekend.
Saturday
sort of lazily rolled into Sunday, with too little sleep and too much
to do. Saying goodbyes, picking up my clothes which were strewn about
the hotel room, smartly packing my SPX purchases into the additional bag
I brought with me, that sort of a thing… I was under the impression all
weekend that we were leaving the convention at around noon for the long
drive back to Toronto, missing out on all the fun third-day activities
like the picnic and softball and party and whatnot. I made a point of
saying all of my goodbyes Saturday night then, and they were sort of sad
goodbyes too. SPX is traditionally the last convention of "the season"
(which now starts in January, thanks to APE) so these are people you likely
won't see for another year (or in the case of my Australian friend, several
years). So, Saturday night was about the hugs and the waves and the kind
words, and Sunday morning was about finding out that the drivers changed
their minds and we could stay til 3 or 4.
There's nothing
quite so embarrassing as hanging around a party after you've said goodbye.
To that end, Sunday I ditched everyone else and hung around new people
I hadn't spent that much time with this weekend. Here's to having different
groups of friends!
After a short
walk up to the picnic (and I should point out that the brits were whining
about said short walk), we wound up at the park and softball diamond.
The Diamond Comics Team, arch-rivals of the small press team (and try
not to think about that too long…) were warming up and they were actually
quite good. I predicted early that the Small Pressers would get clobbered
(as I have no heart) and was very pleased to hear that they only got beaten
3 to 2…
Lunch time
(a delicious bit of shredded meat, and since traditionally it's been a
pig roast I'll assume it's pork…) was spent with a few fab people. First
there was Carla Speed McNeil (who I mentioned about 2 days ago now). She
regaled us with a sort of terrifying story of a misappropriation of FINDER,
and I seriously hope she has intimidating lawyer friends. Help her may-not-exist-yet
legal fund by buying copies of FINDER (that url again is http://www.lightspeedpress.com).
 |
| Jeff
Parker and Matt Feazel, in a picture stolen from Parker's con report.
Here's to fair use laws! |
Jeff Parker,
he of con report fame (and THE INTERMAN pre-fame) was standing about 25
feet away while Speed was relaying her story, and Antony Johnston refered
to him "Russel Crowe"… I didn't quite get the reference at first,
but apperantly just sitting or standing around, he looks like "A Blond
Russel Crowe". While you may not know it from the pictures he takes
of himself, that is just approaching apt, actually. And whether you agree
or not, he is a very attractive piece of man. See more of him and his attractive...
comic book... at http://www.parkerspace.com/
Speaking
of attractive bits of man, Dean Haspiel was once again shirtless at this
convention. We were joking about this across a number of forums, and I
suppose Heidi Macdonald cornered him about it in an interview. You can
find the interview over at The Pulse (and it really is quite funny).
Actually,
I almost feel sort of bad about objectifying these men like this, as they're
both incredibly decent people… I was wearing my Peanutbutter & Jeremy
Shirt in the lobby of the hotel before we left, and all of these Alternative
Comics types were like… staring at me. It was odd. Like "Look, he's
wearing… the shirt!". I'm not generally a self-concious
type,
but having James Kolchaka walk across a room towards you and then immediately
back just to see if you're wearing his shirt, that's kind of strange.
Kind of. But then I sat down next to Deano and he was all "You know,
that's a cool look, I really dig that" with the hat/shirt/sunglasses
combo. So, vain as I am, Dean became my sort of hero for the morning…
and here I am posting shirtless pictures of him. Maybe this is idol worship?
Maybe it isn't embarrassing the hell out of him? Who can say, really.
Nevertheless, Dean Haspiel is a catch, ladies…
Parker is
a nice guy too.
So anyway,
Speed left to take Parker to the airport (and you can find out more about
that adventure at Parker's SPX Report), and I ran into my friend Sean
Bieri again at exactly the same time. Aside from putting out my favorite
mini-comics (mentioned above!), he was also decked out in a CINDERALLA
T-Shirt (you've never heard of Junko Mizuno? Shame on you.). Sean is now
officially super-cool. So we sat and I flipped through his sketchbook
and the entire Michigan comics crew passed around the loot that they had
acquired at the show. The Michigan types are… frick'n awesome, honestly.
There's Matt Feazel, who's sort of like the King Of Mini-Comics, as far
as I'm concerned; Rachel Hartman, who's AMY UNBOUNDED mini's successfully
made the transition to a full-size trade paperback this year; Suzanne
Bauman, who's work (for me) sort of defies description in it's approach
towards subject matter and format; and a bunch of people I know I'm forgetting
(and I do feel bad about that). There were actually quite a few very good
mini-comics being passed around, but of course I don't remember anything
about any of them… Gah. Very informational report, eh?
So
we were sitting on the grass, in the sunshine reading comics and eating
tasty sandwiches, and damned if that isn't the way that all conventions
should end. And of course, it did have to end. Peter and Marcel came and
"got me", it was time to go home. So I said goodbyes (again),
got in our mini-van (now filled from floor to ceiling with comics that
Peter brought back to sell at the Beguiling), and two passengers lighter
(we left Jason and Joe Matt there… it was probably for the best). With
David Bowie's THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST playing on the stereo,
we took our leave of SPX 2002, peaceful and content.
I just want to say thanks once again to all the great folks who introduced
themselves, shared a meal, shared a laugh, bought me a drink, and made
this con the best I've ever attended. I'm looking forward to next year's
SPX, new digs and all, and I hope to see as many of you there as I can.

Chris, in his Peanut Butter & Jeremy shirt eating a
banana. Brad, in his Todd Web robot shirt.
Note: This is a terrible fucking picture of Chris. :)
- Christopher
Butcher
For More
On The Convention, read these Con Reports:
And For More
Photos, view these photo archives:
Thanks to
Ed, Sally, Mike, and Marc (and Jeff Parker) for the use of their pictures
in the report, it really helps to have pictures to explain what the hell
I'm talking about.

Christopher Butcher is the former EIC of PopImage, and now just bums around the streets of Toronto asking for spare change. He updates
websites including http://www.previewsreview.com,
http://comics.212.net/oc, and http://www.trinarobbins.com from whatever internet cafes
he hasn't done a dine-and-dash from. He hopes you enjoyed this review, and if you did, you can contact
him at cro2@212.net.

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